Getting away from it all with a sweet Hilton Head package deal

When your life is as busy as the Cheap Bastard’s, sometimes you just need to get away from it all.

So that’s what I’ll be doing this weekend. It’s time to stop thinking about alimony, palimony, drunk in public charges and pending lawsuits for a while and head off to Hilton Head, S.C.

Being that I’m the type of guy that likes packages (no, not those kind of packages), I went over to Hilton Head Golf Travel to see what I could find, and lo and behold, I found the perfect deal.

For $319, I get three rounds of golf – at Golden Bear, Crescent Point and Eagles Point – and three nights at the Holiday Inn Express. Plus, I get a free continental breakfast, which is great because the Cheap Bastard loves his grapefruit.

Hilton Head Golf Travel has a bunch of other packages available, plus they can whip something up just for you. It’s Fall, and deals are being made, so give them a call at (866) 870-4653.