The Cheap Bastard's ears were burning recently, but that's what comes from using a hot plate as a pillow. And speaking of hot plates, in San Diego they're keeping the plates hot with unbelievable deals on golf with your lunch thrown in. American Go… more »

The Cheap Bastard has a lead foot, which is ironic, as the rest of the Bastard body resembles cream cheese stuffed into a trash bag. But with gas prices going through the roof, most of us are letting off the accelerator. Not me, mind you, as I've been… more »