The Cheap Bastard’s ears were burning recently, but that’s what comes from using a hot plate as a pillow. And speaking of hot plates, in San Diego they’re keeping the plates hot with unbelievable deals on golf with your lunch thrown in. American Golf is offering golf with a cart and lunch for just $20 at its short courses and for $25 at a most of its other courses, while Cottonwood has food deals throughout the week, with lunch and golf all for $37. It seems that while the rules of supply and demand can affect some areas like Phoenix with higher rates, ... full post »

The Cheap Bastard has a lead foot, which is ironic, as the rest of the Bastard body resembles cream cheese stuffed into a trash bag. But with gas prices going through the roof, most of us are letting off the accelerator. Not me, mind you, as I’ve been a gas siphoner for years, and siphoners just don’t care about gas prices, or fresh breath. But, because I realize that not everyone enjoys using a garden hose as a gas-tank straw, here are a couple tips on how to conserve fuel while driving. First of all, be chill. Going the posted speed limit may ... full post »