Unless it comes to matters proboscis, the Cheap Bastard is not picky.

Which is why a new story at GolfArizona.com quickly got my attention, sending my body into fits of glee, which gives some the impression of a gelatin-filled trash bag being shaken.

It seems our pal Chris Baldwin has taken some time of railing on the immaculately beautiful and talented Michelle Wie to find a golf course that even your loyal Cheapness won’t have to sneak on to.

It’s Cypress Golf Course in Scottsdale, and they’ve gone mad, I tell you, mad. For just $10, you can play a round at Cypress. Yes, $10. Maybe it’s not the fanciest course, but I know I’m not the fanciest golfer. Sometimes I just want to smack the ball around without worrying that I need to make huge financial transactions to do so.

Check out Baldwin’s story on Cypress and see what they have to offer. In the meantime, I’ll see what I can do to make him stop belittling Princess Wie, that great young golf prospect who’s approximately 700 days or so from having a Cheap Bastard ask her out.