Big stories abound at PGA Merchandise Show, like when Paula Creamer's calendar will arrive

It’s like paradise for a golf fan here at the PGA Merchandise Show at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, Fla.

First of all, there’s enough golf equipment here to make our own Kiel Christianson wet himself. At least more than usual.

Then, there are the golfing stars: Annika Sorenstam, Greg Norman, Jim Furyk, Fred Funk, Paula Creamer, Cristie Kerr, Mark McCumber and Chi Chi Rodriguez are all here, which is very exciting.

Oh, who am I kidding. I just want to see Creamer. She’s Babe-tacular. I’ll try and find out when she’s going to go the Sophie Sandolo/Natalie Gulbis route and do her own calendar.

Remember, I do this all for my readers.