Like legs of golfer David Duval, this deal has us shaking

The Cheap Bastard sobbed like a child watching David Duval struggle through such a tough time at the Masters, then play so brilliantly the final 12 holes.

Of course, the Bastard was hammered out of his mind, and following that called a few ex-girlfriends, then called his dad asking if he wanted to have a catch like in the movie Field of Dreams.

That’s because yours truly is a family man at heart. And I found a deal to have other family men sobbing tears of joy.

It’s called the Family Foursome golf package at Woodloch Pines Resort in the Poconos. It’s a $500 package deal (normally $750) for two adults and two children that includes a guest home, breakfast and dinner, a golf clinic and 18 holes of golf.

For more info, call (800) 572-6658, or check their Web site.

So for those of you in the New York or other nearby areas, this is a deal for you and your family. Now, if you don’t mind, the Cheap Bastard is off to enjoy a six-pack and the movie Steel Magnolias.