The Cheap Bastard had thoughts about offering everyone a $100 gasoline rebate, but decided against it because it looked like such an obvious Election Day suck up. Plus my gas station credit card limit is only $300.

With gas prices hitting the $4-a-gallon mark in some places now is the time when tree-hugging, chicken-necked types like my brother Commie come out of their holes screaming that we all need to get rid of our cars and live in self-contained pods.

Instead, let’s look out for ourselves and find ways to save gas. Click here to find a bunch of stories on how you can save gas and money.

The easiest I see is to slow down on acceleration. If you take twice as long to go from 0-60, you could save yourself a ton, and help keep the commie pod-people at bay.

Then we can work on getting them to add a few more zeroes to the end of that gas tax rebate.

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