Katharine McPhee feeding you donuts, or free TV on the Web: Guess which one you can get?

If there’s one thing the Cheap Bastard likes, it’s the idea of having American Idol Katharine McPhee feed him donuts while singing “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor.

If there’s two things the Cheap Bastard likes, it’s the above, plus free stuff. While getting the buxom Ms. McPhee over to the Bastard household may prove difficult, getting some good, free TV isn’t. Because the new Fall schedule is out, and it’s free as can be.

Kat McPhee: Feed me

That’s because your truly has stumbled over a couple great Internet sites. The first is GolfBug.tv. They call themselves the world’s first Internet golf channel, it’s a site that doesn’t disappoint. They show everything from golf tips, to tapes of great tournaments from the past to updates from the London Golf Show and more.

Now, if that doesn’t put you at risk of becoming an Internet zombie, this next link should finish you off. It’s called Channel Chooser. What this site does is show TV channels. Lots of TV channels, free, right to your computer. Personally, I couldn’t decide between watching Abbott and Costello on the Comedy Channel, or BBC News. Or Band Sports. Or the Sci-Fi Channel.

It’s crazy, it’s free and just waiting for you to click on by. And if you can get this much free TV on the Internet, then Cheap Bastard’s McPhee dreams can come true, too.