The Cheap Bastard feels anger when he sees so many people act so harshly about the insanely talented and attractive Michelle Wie. Some day (almost 500 days from now), when the amazing Ms. Wie makes me the luckiest Bastard in the world and takes my hand in marriage, I will get revenge on all who have besmirched her good name.

Then you will really see El Cheapo rush to Mi-Wie’s defense. It will be endless duels to the death, let me tell you.
Still, aside from having blood lust when it comes to smiting my, or Chelly’s enemies, the Cheap Bastard also has a kinder side. It’s a side that likes to give credit where it’s due.

In this case, let’s appreciate those fine folks over at Knight Ridder. Aside from making a fantastic television show starring David Hasselhoff, they also have a good story circulating about finding some great travel deals.

David Hasselhoff and a talking car
it just doesn’t get sexier than that.

The story gives some great ideas on how to save gas money on a trip, as well as give some travel options like riding the train or going on cruises. You can read this article that helps traveling golfers right here.

A nice romantic train ride. Sounds like something Hasselhoff would do to impress a lady. I wonder how far this Bastard can book that in advance?

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