The Cheap Bastard fell asleep in the sun a while ago and afterward was shipped to China for being a Red Bastard.

Those days are over now, as El Cheapo is back with a quick bit of information of the Myrtle Beach golf scene. I just red (hey look! a pun!) a Miami Herald story that said there are 1,980 golf holes on the Grand Strand. To put it into perspective, that’s a golf hole for every donut hole your Cheapness will eat this month alone.

The Herald has even more info on the Grandest of Strands, and if you’re interested in a golf package deal, take a look at our friends at Myrtle Beach Tourism or call (888) 851-7070.

Tell them the Cheap Bastard sent you. Unless Suzanne answers. In that case, tell her Dot Wong sent you. Don’t ask.

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