When you have job that requires one or two hastily written and researched blogs every couple months like the Cheap Bastard does, then you'd also be looking for chances to get away from it all. That's why your buddy Cheap here is heading down to Destin… more »

The Cheap Bastard is bummed that he's locked in here at TravelGolf.com, when it appears WorldGolf.com would be more my style. That's because it seems like it's all about golf and chicks over at WG. First off, as soon as you get to the front page, you… more »

The Cheap Bastard is struggling to overcome his latest breakup. She was everything a frugal guy could want: she only ate at cheap buffets, she wore only "vintage" clothes, she rarely bathed, so we saved tons of money on shampoo and soap. But in the end,… more »

The Cheap Bastard loves Bush. In fact, your Economical Enigma here would love nothing more than if the U.S. could just keep on re-electing ol' George W. as President. And if that can't happen, then I say we elect Laura, or Jeb or Jenna or the twin that's… more »