The Cheap Bastard loves Bush. In fact, your Economical Enigma here would love nothing more than if the U.S. could just keep on re-electing ol’ George W. as President. And if that can’t happen, then I say we elect Laura, or Jeb or Jenna or the twin that’s not Jenna.

Your friendly Cheapness would like nothing better than to spend the rest of his life neck deep in Bush. And if for some reason that can’t happen, then El Cheaperino will settle for a lifetime of Head. Hilton Head that is.

Yes, Labor Day has come and gone, but the folks at Hilton Head Golf Vacations want you to continue to enjoy the fruits of your labors with a whole new array of great golf packages. Here’s one that turned Cheap’s chubby cheeks:

It’s three nights in a fully equipped two bedroom villa at Palmetto Dunes and features three rounds of golf, one each at Arthur Hills Palmetto Dunes, Jones Course and Eagle’s Pointe. How much is a deal like this? Glad ya asked. They start at $385.

You may not get a lifetime of Bush, but you can find a ton of other great deals at Hilton Head Golf Vacations, where you can always get the accommodations and courses you want for less. Give them a call at (800) 364-9683.

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