Now that the Golfer Supremacy Rankings have outted me for sending “naughty” instant messages, and Mark Foley won’t return my phone calls (C’mon Mark, I measured it and everything), the Cheap Bastard has decided it’s time to get the heck out of town for a while. Yes, it’s time to put the “Go” in this Gringo, as the Bastard is hightailing it to Mexico, to enjoy some golf and put his troubles behind him. I just found a fare sale with American Airlines that will take my freckled behind to Cancun for around $300 or less, round trip from just about ... full post »