The Cheap Bastard was amazed at a recent news story he saw, which showed that in 2005, nearly 40 percent of all children were born out of wedlock. That's right, we are becoming a nation full of bastards. The United States is also a nation of people wh… more »

The Cheap Bastard believes in truth, discounts and the American way. And chocolate chip cookies made with double butter. And not in that order. But being the day America goes to vote, this Cheap Bastard is doing his part. That's why I'll be heading ri… more »

I may be the cheapest of the Bastards, but that doesn't mean I skimp on the good things in life. I want the best, and I want it for less. I'm a paradox that way. In fact, you could call me a seriously confused Bastard. But sometimes getting the best… more »