Cheap Bastard going East Coast in 2007 with Victory Golf Pass

The Cheap Bastard has been depressed lately, ever since getting turned down for the leading role in the film version of “The Rawhide Kid.” I figured with my red hair, ability to handle a gun, and slightly effeminate walk, I’d be a shoe in. I was born for that role.

But, alas, it wasn’t to be. That’s why I’m boycotting Western towns like Denver in 2007. Those snowstorm and blizzard-having cities can kiss my freckled butt goodbye, as El Cheapo focuses on the East Coast in 2007, which is the Chinese Year of the Tickle-Fighting Cheerleader, in case you were wondering.

So while it’s still too cold to golf in the Mid-Atlantic region, it’s not too early to take advantage of a great deal on golf there.

So, admittedly now is not the time to be golfing in many cold weather areas, but that doesn’t mean you can’t take advantage of some deals. Now’s the perfect time for you East Coasters to buy your favorite golfer a Victory Golf Pass.

For just $50, the Victory Golf Pass gives golfers discounts on 141 courses. You can play places like Bulle Rock and Chesapeake Bay in Maryland, Scotland Run in New Jersey and Edgemont in Pennsylvania. There are even 14 private clubs included, and you can play each course twice at the discount rates.

To make the savings feel even better, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of the book go to the Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America.

For more info, head to their Web site at www.victorygolfpass.com or call (877) 847-5316. Give them a call today and tell them the Rawhide Bastard sent you.