Low fares have the Bastard flying high to great golf locations

The Cheap Bastard is high and he thinks you should be too. Yes, El Cheapo is writing this on an airplane headed toward Orlando for a great weekend of golf.

That’s because right now, it’s cheap to fly. Especially because AirTran Airways is offering fares starting at just $34 each way to nonstop destinations all across the country. And no, I didn’t just cut-and-paste that last part, what are you implying?

The deals are real though, my friends. You can go from Chicago to Miami for $74 per way. Or Indianapolis to Orlando for $74. Or Newark to Las Vegas for just $144 per way.

You need to travel on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Saturday to get the best fare, tickets must be purchased by January 18, and a 10-day advanced purchase is required. Take a look at their sales page for more info, or call (800) 247-8726. Tell them Ricardo Montalban sent you.