Archives for: March 2007
Mar
28
When you combine the NCAA's Final Four and Atlanta, you get one of the Cheap Bastard's favorite things - sweaty cheerleaders.
Aside from great college basketball and great college babes, however, Georgia is a great golfing state. And now, with the he… more »
Mar
26
The Cheap Bastard has his TV locked on Fox News, anxiously awaiting the outcome of the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. That's because at Fox News, they are Fair and Balanced, they give you all the Anna Nicole Smith news and you decide if you're sick of it or… more »
Mar
23
You'd think the Cheap Bastard was German the way he loves David Hasselhoff (I'm actually Jamaican). But seriously, how can you not love the Hoff? With acting ability that can make William Shatner feel as though he's being lazy, to a voice that can sink a… more »
Mar
18
Generally, the only type of trail the Cheap Bastard likes is the Mix type - provided it has real chocolate in it, not that devil's concoction of carob.But there's another Trail yours truly enjoys - the Florida Golf Trail. And right now, for just $30,… more »
Mar
13
A golf home on Royal Troon or piece of Masters history could be mine if you'd stop being so cheap
Send feedback »The Cheap Bastard has a hectic, stressful life and you know that's true because the Cheap Bastard says so.
So how about everyone pitch in right about now and by El Cheapo the summer house of his dreams. Because right now, for less than £1 million or… more »
Mar
09
The Cheap Bastard loves nothing better than to kick back and listen to golf podcasts like TravelGolf.com This Week, Sweet Spots and Golf for Beginners. Seriously, where else can you listen to Ron Mon drone on for hours about whatever it is Ron Mon drones… more »
Mar
06
If a rolling stone gathers no moss, than yours truly is one mossy Bastard (apologies to cousin Mossy).
Still, occasionally El Cheapo likes to detach from terra firma and head to exotic locales. The problem is that I'm one Cheap Bastard that can't make… more »
Mar
01
Like most stout redheads, the Cheap Bastard is prone to fits of drunken rage. Like now.
You see, the Cheap Bastard decided to do a Google search for "Cheap Bastard" and the results were humiliating at best.
I mean, don't you people understand? I ha… more »
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