You’d think the Cheap Bastard was German the way he loves David Hasselhoff (I’m actually Jamaican). But seriously, how can you not love the Hoff? With acting ability that can make William Shatner feel as though he’s being lazy, to a voice that can sink a thousand ships, to chest hair so well-coiffed it appears Jonathon of “Blow Out” fame spent hours on it, Hasselhoff is an unstoppable entertainment machine.

And just now, when El Cheapo here was checking out Vegas.com, I just learned that Hasselhoff will be in Las Vegas, starring in the “The Producers.” That David Hasselhoff, always taking risks, just like yours truly (Though I don’t have the chest hair. The Cheap Bastard is smooth like a baby. All over. If you know what I mean.)

For those of you that love Sin City, Vegas.com is a great resource, and the perfect place to find deals at your favorite hotels. Heck, you can even go the Spanish version of their site - espanol.vegas.com - and find out what’s happening in Vegas’ always booming Vida Nocturna (night life), or find a deal at a great “Hotel” (Ok, that actually doesn’t need translation.)

Of course, if you want to include golf for a spectacular Las Vegas golf package, our friends at Las Vegas Golf Travel are always there to help, and will have you living in luxury as you play courses like the Las Vegas Paiute Wolf, TPC Canyon’s Golf Club, and Bear’s Best Golf Club.

So what are you waiting for? There’s nothing good happening where you are. Trust me. So make plans to go to Las Vegas like me, because as I always say, what happens in the Cheap Bastard, stays in the Cheap Bastard.

And David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman couldn’t agree more: