If there's a beach nearby, you can bet the Cheap Bastard will be there, catching some waves and checking out the babes, all while deeply slathered in SBF 4,782 sun block. I'm quite fair, please understand.That's why Orlando is a perfect place for thi… more »

The Cheap Bastard still has trouble wrapping his mind around the fact that The Terminator is the governor of California. Is that just insane, or what? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I suppose the secret is that you can be successful in politics if you were an ac… more »

The Cheap Bastard loves Detroit. The Lions, the Tigers, the place Ford used to be, etc. It's a badass town. Plus, if you ever talk to someone and find out they're from Detroit, you immediately assume they are badasses. It is a town that screams badassery… more »

The Cheap Bastard sometimes runs across little gems and finds the need to share them with his hungry, groveling group of malcontent readers. You must praise the Cheap Bastard for this kindness. Praise him, say I!! Ok, now that we've got the praising o… more »