If there’s a beach nearby, you can bet the Cheap Bastard will be there, catching some waves and checking out the babes, all while deeply slathered in SBF 4,782 sun block. I’m quite fair, please understand.

That’s why Orlando is a perfect place for this Bastard. Amazing golf, Disney World, and fabulous babes in bikinis. That’s a trifecta of terrific-ness if you ask yours truly.

Of course, if you want to stay right in the middle of all the Orlando action, look no further than the Orlando World Center Marriott Resort. They have 750,000 rooms, 32,000 swimming pools, and the walls are lined with employees waiting to rub your shoulders. Ok, maybe it just seems that way. But it’s a rockin’ place, regardless. And now you can enjoy more Marriott for less.

If you act quick, you can enjoy a top-notch room at the Marriot for just $169 a night, and if you stay four days, then … BAM … the fifth night is free. It’s a perfect place to get your game on, as you can brush up at the Bill Madonna Golf Academy and then get your swings in at Hawk’s Landing Golf Club, where kids under 17 golf free.

It’s almost too much for one Bastard to take, so find out about this deal yourself, or find other great deals to golf in Orlando by clicking here or by calling (800) 277-0017.