Archives for: May 2007

Be like Kobe Bryant and get out of town - for less

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The Cheap Bastard is a lot like Kobe Bryant. Ok, maybe I'm not tall, and a dominant basketball force in the NBA, but there's nothing I like to do more than make a huge mess of a situation, and then get the hell out of town. Like Kobe's trying to do to th… more »

Free golf in England for kids tired of being spied on by their government

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Hey folks, the Cheap Bastard with a quick note to the blokes and blokettes on the other side of the pond. Say you live in England and you're a little tired of the government taking your picture and tracking your every move - you know, to protect your fre… more »

Don't blame Floyd Landis for great Orlando golf deals - blame a Miserly Mom

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The Cheap Bastard is a lot like accused drug-guzzling cyclist Floyd Landis. No, your Cheapness doesn't ride a bike (and trust me, ladies, my performance is enhanced already). However, yours truly is quick to pin blame on everyone else when he gets into t… more »

Arizona's top hotels holding an auction for great golf destinations

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The Cheap Bastard loves a good auction. It's how I got this gig in the first place, actually.Right now, however, there's an even bigger auction going on that has the top resorts in Arizona looking for guests. The Arizona Hotel and Lodging Association… more »

Find golf courses where kids can play golf for free

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In 2004, Congress passed legislation demanding that yours truly, Cheap Bastard, never have children. Tacked on to that, of course, was a $42 billion grant to help displaced donut makers. Nonetheless, I can't have children, because it'd be a federal cr… more »

Forget Ted Ginn, Jr. and enjoy Miami's great golf deals

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Many people wonder what life is like for the Cheap Bastard. Well, yours truly lives a life that's a lot like "Miami Vice." Lots of high-speed car chases, gunfights and taking down the bad guys. Ok, maybe my life is nothing like that. But I do agree that… more »
Destination Golf

Simply select where you want to play, find a tee time deal, and golf now!

Dates: December 30, 2009 - December 30, 2010
Enjoy the ultimate Hilton Head Island golf experience, with a special new package designed especially for golfers starting as just $124 per person per night!
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