Free golf in England for kids tired of being spied on by their government

Hey folks, the Cheap Bastard with a quick note to the blokes and blokettes on the other side of the pond. Say you live in England and you’re a little tired of the government taking your picture and tracking your every move - you know, to protect your freedom. Well, now’s a chance to escape to the golf course and take your kid for free.

If you live near Matfen, come August you can take your kid to the The Rock Junior Golf Festival at Matfen Hall and the world’s biggest one-day coaching session for youngsters. On Aug. 5, there will be free lessons and instruction for kids, and on Aug. 6-8, The Rock tournament, the biggest PGA regional event in England, will be played at Matfen.

If you’re in the area and interested in getting your child involved, call the PGA North Region at (01204) 496137. Or just call your government and have them register for you. They have all your information, after all.