Be like Kobe Bryant and get out of town - for less

The Cheap Bastard is a lot like Kobe Bryant. Ok, maybe I’m not tall, and a dominant basketball force in the NBA, but there’s nothing I like to do more than make a huge mess of a situation, and then get the hell out of town. Like Kobe’s trying to do to the Los Angeles Lakers by asking for a trade.

So if you’re like Kobe and I, you’re looking for some quick and inexpensive ways to get out of Dodge. So, here’s my advice. Head over to Travelocity and take a look at AirTrans “Big City, Small Fare” deal.

In a time when a gallon of gasoline costs $755 billion (I rounded up), you can get fares as low as $44 one-way. They have a vast array of cities you can travel to and from, including Orlando. In fact, you can book a flight from Chicago to Orlando for just $94.

So remember folks, when you make a mess of a situation, blame someone else, and get out of town. And let Travelocity help you get out a little cheaper.