When the Cheap Bastard heard about WorldGolf.com's latest promotion, yours truly headed for the hills. You'll just have to trust El Cheapo - he's been booked enough. Then, after rereading, I realized this was a promotion I could get behind. What Los C… more »

The Cheap Bastard golf's like old people procreate. It's ugly to watch, and usually by the end an ambulance is involved in some capacity. Which is why yours truly is thrilled to hear about the "Great Golf Stroke-off." Oh yeah. Now here's the dea… more »

The Cheap Bastard loves watching the world's best golfers get their collective hats handed to them at the U.S. Open. Whatever the hell that means. But El Cheapo loves to see great golfers struggle on the course. My only wish is they'd let the fans hur… more »

The Cheap Bastard loves to read. Why just yesterday, yours truly was flipping through the pages of Maxim, reading an eye-opening feature on the "Jiggliest Jigglers in Jigglytown." It was the type of thing that made a young Bastard think: "Wow, I really s… more »

The Cheap Bastard was wondering if we could get Michelle Wie shuttled off to jail like Paris Hilton. El Bastarderino firmly believes that if such action took place, the Internet would explode, and Fox News would have to create a whole new channel, just t… more »

The Cheap Bastard is a Tim Duncan fan. Not only is he a true, unquestioned great of the game, he also has shown a love for activities that require little in the way of equipment. First he was a stellar swimmer, now he is Mr. Basketball Jones ready to col… more »