Will X-TremeGolf TV reality show have room for one more golfing Bastard?

The Cheap Bastard was rocked to the core when he found out that plans to have a “Bastard Family” Reality show were shelved. We were certain this would be the next great reality show hit, as the cameras would follow yours truly and his family through our daily lives. We were certain we’d draw fans, especially since we’d be featuring Bob “Horny Bastard” Allen and David “Hypocritical Bastard” Vitter in several episodes.

But such things happen, it’s sad to say, so El Cheapo here is getting over this loss by trying to be a contestant on X-TremeGolf TV.

Now in its second season, X-tremegolf is a six-day elimination golf tournament where competitors are advised to “expect the unexpected” – on and off the course 24/7.

For the golf lovers who get chosen to be part of this Canadian reality show, they’ll get an all-expense paid, six-day golf holiday, and get to play some amazing golf courses.

X-TremeGolf TV is looking for male and females to be part of its second season. Candidates must be 21 yrs. and older and will be required for up to eight consecutive days. All expenses will be paid and even eliminated players will have six days of golf. Each player will receive $100 stipend for each day they survive the tourney. Competitors will be documented by TV crews 24/7. Production is slated to start this October.

You can find FAQ’s and applications at www.xgolftv.com. The submission deadline is September.

So remember kids - if your idea of an Xtreme time consists of golf, and not other extreme activities, then this may be the show for you. And maybe, if the producers are smart, you’ll get to see the Cheap Bastard in all his glory.