It's no conspiracy: Great travel deals to Ireland available for golfers

The Cheap Bastard has nerves of steel. Well, maybe not. More like the kind of steel they used in the Twin Towers. You know, the kind of steel that melts(??!!??!!?). Oh, let this Bastard tell you something, this whole 9/11 thing is one huge conspiracy. El Cheapo knows the truth, people. Were you aware that lefty pinkos Tim McDonald, Bill Wolfrum, Brandon Tucker and Kiel Christianson were all told to vacate their offices in the WTC the morning of the attacks?? It’s 100% truthy-ish. Traitorous conspirators, I tell you!!

Ok, maybe it’s time for El Cheapo and his shot nerves to get the hell out of the U.S. for a while. So here’s a deal you need to jump on right now: Sceptre Tours’ Ireland Coast to Coast tour includes round-trip air from Washington Dulles to Dublin or Shannon, six nights at three hotels and rental car. And it starts at just $499.

But you need to book it by July 18, or the package will go up about $250 more. Head over to Sceptre Tours for more, or call (800) 221-0924 for more info. And if you want to find out how a deal to Ireland is every bit as good, if not better than Scotland, click here. Or you can click here to find out what the simplistic pawn Tucker thought of Ireland in his “Destination Ireland” special.

So remember, this is no conspiracy theory, you can find great deals to Ireland if you look for them. Like everything else, just keep your eyes - and mind - open.