The Cheap Bastard is a law-abiding citizen. But really only in the scientific sense. Meaning you’d never catch El Cheapo violating, say, the law of gravity. Or the Zeroth law of thermodynamics, which states “If two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.”

But that probably goes without saying.

As for the laws of the land, well, yours truly can be pretty pick and choose-y most the times, as are many of you out there, it appears. That’s why I thought I’d bring an interesting article to your attention. It’s from Portfolio Weekly and titled “Deals so Good They Should be Illegal, and Once Were". The article gives you the lowdown on police auctions in Virginia Beach. Click here to read all about it.

That’s about it. Just wanted to tell all you budget golfers out there that you can find great deals on top-of-the-line golf equipment at police auctions. And there are police auctions everywhere, as I recently found out at PoliceAuctions.com.

There are folks out there breaking the law left and right and the police are taking their stuff and reselling it, so get off your duff and find a police auction near you. Remember, an object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.

So take it from me, the Cheap “Unbalanced Force” Bastard, it’s a straight-up law of nature that police auctions are a blast for those looking for golf deals and more.