The Cheap Bastard is in love. Yes, yours truly has finally found a woman deserving of his own unique brand of love. Horrible, sweaty, nearly illegal love. That’s because El Bastardo has finally found the woman of his dreams - Patricia Hannigan, author of Golf Girl’s Diary, and a Goddess with a capital “GODDESS.” Think this Bastard would lie to you? Check out the picture below: I mean, are you freakin’ kidding me??? Why hasn’t anyone told me about her? Or sent me pictures? Anyway, here’s the dealio. It seems that the amazing Patricia is married. That’s the bad news. The good news ... full post »

Hey Folks, happy Monday, or, as your pal Cheap Bastard likes to call it, “The Day Hugo Chavez Got Spanked in Venezuela” Day. Yes, our least favorite commie-pinko-scum-dictator got told by his people that they didn’t want a dictator. Or if they want a dictator, they don’t want him. Something like that. El Cheapo is sure that El Hugo will soon be blaming this on the U.S. because he’s a jerk like that. So in honor of Chavez seeing his dreams of being Fidel Castro Jr. get dashed, lets take a look at a place that took some damage of its ... full post »