The Cheap Bastard is in love. Yes, yours truly has finally found a woman deserving of his own unique brand of love. Horrible, sweaty, nearly illegal love. That's because El Bastardo has finally found the woman of his dreams - Patricia Hannigan, author of… more »

Hey Folks, happy Monday, or, as your pal Cheap Bastard likes to call it, "The Day Hugo Chavez Got Spanked in Venezuela" Day. Yes, our least favorite commie-pinko-scum-dictator got told by his people that they didn't want a dictator. Or if they want a dic… more »