The Cheap Bastard is in love. Yes, yours truly has finally found a woman deserving of his own unique brand of love. Horrible, sweaty, nearly illegal love. That’s because El Bastardo has finally found the woman of his dreams - Patricia Hannigan, author of Golf Girl’s Diary, and a Goddess with a capital “GODDESS.”

Think this Bastard would lie to you? Check out the picture below:

I mean, are you freakin’ kidding me??? Why hasn’t anyone told me about her? Or sent me pictures?

Anyway, here’s the dealio. It seems that the amazing Patricia is married. That’s the bad news. The good news - she’s married to some French dude. That means it can’t be serious. So one of the things she does at her blog is to pimp products. What I want from you is to go buy said products, then let her know you bought them because of me, the Cheap Bastard. Eventually, she’ll fall madly in love with me and we’ll have an affair that will be so hot it would break every rule in every religious book you can find.

So here’s some of the stuff she’s promoted:

• A Fabulous Holiday Contest from Accor Hotels.

• The Perfect Day Club Survival Kit.

• The Bright Golf Company.

So head over to Golf Girl’s Diary, watch her videos, look at her pictures, read her posts, buy stuff she promotes, and tell her that she needs a Cheap, chubby, redhead dude with freckles in her life.

If you need anymore inspiration, just click this link here. Or you can read more about her in this feature on her at BadGolfer.com.

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