Jun
19
More Amazing Jennifer Mario predictions, Tiger still only reason to watch U.S. Open final round
Add commentsThis just in: Jennifer Mario, who amazingly declared that she predicted Retief Goosen would win the U.S. Open back before it started, only she didn’t want to tell anyone, so she waited until he had a three-shot lead on Saturday night to reveal this insight, is at it again.
Now Jennifer is forecasting that Tiger Woods will win the 2005 Masters, thanks in no small part to an amazing chip shot that will be the stuff of Phil Knight’s wet dreams.
Next week, Jennifer has a feeling that this Deep Throat mystery is going to be solved.
Will the wonders never cease? Retief aside, here’s why Tiger Woods is the only reason to watch Sunday’s final round. Now I’m no Jennifer Mario, but I even “predict” he’ll do something interesting.
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The Accidental Golfer:
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Jason Scott Deegan:
As for uninteresting predictions, "Tiger is the reason to watch. He might do something!" Quality work. You have uncovered that Tiger Woods is both the best golfer out there AND that people tune in to watch Tiger play. Did you stay up late figuring that out? Must have been quite the epiphany. (That means it was a sudden realization - and if those words are still too big for you, go ask Mrs. Mario if you can borrow her dictionary).
Be sure to get some rest today, you probably overworked your limited mental capacity last night generating these last few gems on your blog list. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself. How would I know which golfer will be the reason to watch the next tournament?