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Grouchy Golf Blog woos Jennifer Mario; Cheap Bastard's ballistic jealous
Thursday October 6, 2005 | 03:43:35 340 words, 3929 views
What’s this? Is there romance in the golf blogging world air? Could we have a case of dating by blog? It sure looks that way. For Grouchy Golf Blog is heading toward TravelGolf.com’s own Jennifer Mario with a rose, a scented candle and a Marvin Gaye CD in hand. Grouchy looks a little nervous, but he thinks he has a shot. All thanks to the gooey, gushy message he posted on Super Mario’s latest blog. “Nice piece Jen M. As usual, a thoughtful, spot-on and well-written commentary,” Cupid, er Grouchy, writes. There’s cotton candy that’s not that sweet. Grouchy cannot jump up and down on Oprah’s couch for Jen, but he does promise to head to the local Sears and jump off a whole showroom of couches there. I used to have much respect for the Grouch man. In fact, I touted his blog long before Jennifer Mario even knew he was a keyword in the vast World Wide Web. This was back when Grouchy Golf Blog was actually grouchy and was ripping on Fake Phil for being fake. Now … he’s posting pictures of Michelle Wie surrounded by puppies on his web site. No joke. Grouchy decided to use the Golf Digest photo of Wie surrounded by puppies because … well because a regular photo of Michelle Wie would just not make Grouchy seem cuddlely, sensitive man enough to Wie fanatic Mario.
I shouldn’t kid too much though. You can’t fault a man in love. Well, unless you’re Cheap Bastard who’s made his own bug-eyed pursuit of Jennifer Mario very public. I’ve heard the Bastard is livid. He thought of sending a threatening letter to Grouchy, but decided against it when he realized how much a stamp cost these days. So it looks like you’re safe, Grouchy. Cue up Marvin. “Let’s get it on! Let’s get it on!” You two make me smile. Brought together in love by Michelle Wie. I’m too young to have experienced Woodstock, but Grouchy and Jennifer are making me feel that sweet free love vibe.
Comments:
Comment from: Gary Kelly [Visitor] · http://www.DateAGolfer.com
Hi Chris,
I’m not sure about romance in the golf world by blogging but there is an alternative for dating. I am the co-owner of www.DateAGolfer.com and would appreciate any consideration you could provide. Thanks. Gary Kelly www.DateAGolfer.com
Comment from: Kristen [Visitor] · http://golfchick.blogspot.com
Go ahead, Chris. Keep pulling Jennifer's proverbial ponytails. Maybe she'll chase you around the tetherball pole at recess. And you can beat up Grouchy after school.
It's almost as adorable as puppies!
You know, judging from the hair color, Jennifer Mario may be my long lost sister. I'm not saying that would deter me, just pointing it out.
Comment from: James [Visitor]
Whoever wrote this drivel should seriously think about giving up the business of writing. I can't even tell what you're trying to say. Have you got a high school education? You're more boring than Joyce Carol Oates on her best day.
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member]
Let's not forget that the tetherball pole is where Napoleon finds his true love, who has been there all along. "I'm sorry but I've thinking of the right words to say, I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be ..." This is so cute. James, Joyce is from Lockport, NY, so lay off. CB, frightening to know that incest does not deter you. Who is Ted Nugent?
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