Jack Nicklaus completes leap to cranky old geezer with latest Tiger Woods whine
While the entire golf world fixates on Michelle Wie firing her caddie 10th hand - whoa, what a shocker the endlessly fawned over Wie holds a big ego and no manners - a much more significant golf figure’s real news making is being ignored.
Jack Nicklaus went off his rocker in Canada. In someplace called Banff at something called the Telus Skins Game, Nicklaus could not avoid going off on another rambling rant about Tiger Woods inevitable smashing of his majors record.
Nicklaus laments that it took him six or seven years to realize that the majors were important (yes, this is his argument. Hey, some people still believe O.J. Simpson).
“I went through a period from 1967-70 where I was winning six or seven tournaments a year but I wasn’t winning the majors and it really wasn’t a big deal to me until my father passed away,” Nicklaus told the Canadian press.
“I realized I was wasting a lot of my time and my effort on not really working that hard at what I was doing. I passed a lot of good years there and I don’t think Tiger has done that.”
But wait, Jack is not done sounding like Grandpa “I walked to school every day through 10 feet of snow with five pit bulls chasing me.”
“If I knew that Tiger was coming along I would have focused a lot earlier in my life,” Nicklaus said. If Bobby Jones had won 20 majors I would have focused a lot earlier on 20.”
Damn, those scientists for not inventing a time machine so Jack could go forward and see what he needed to set the major record at. And damn that slouch Bobby Jones for not setting a higher standard for Jack.
Please, Mr. Nicklaus. Be quiet. Every time you talk now you sound more and more like a cranky old man bitter that his records are going to go down. Now, the excuse is that if Nicklaus had only known Tiger was coming, he surely could have won 25, 30, heck 40 majors.
Nicklaus can try to paint this any way he wants. Truth is these are the words of someone who’s frantically trying to convince everyone he’s still the greatest golfer of all time. Nicklaus isn’t comfortable letting his records speak for themselves anymore.
Instead in the face of Tiger’s relentless march, he’s coming across as desperate and more than a little sad. This is no way for a legend to be remembered.
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Its been obvious for years now that Jack can't handle being known as the 2nd best golfer in the world. He better get used to it, just as 30 years from now Tiger maybe will be in the same boat.
Regarding Jack, this is nothing new. I guess he is only human and he is used to people telling him he is "the best of all time". So naturally it has to hurt now that he sees his days as "the best of all time" numbered. Greg Lemond has done the same thing in Cycling constantly bickering about Lance Armstrong. In the NBA, legends like Wilt Charmberlain love to talk about that if the game was officiated in his time like it is today, he would have average 100 pts every night. I guess, for a legend it is hard to see themselves being relagated to number 2, ego-wise, not to mention that endorsement money potential goes down based on their legendary value.
The irony in all this is that HAD Nicklaus 'taken it more seriously' and applied more pressure & importance at an early age...there's a good chance he would have won LESS.
What separates Tiger from even the other great golfers is his unwavering commitment to be the best ever. Nicklaus just wanted to beat Arnie, Gary, Lee, and Tom. Tiger wants to put up Michael Jordan or Jerry Rice numbers that cannot be reached.
For example, when Gene Sarazen won the Masters in 1935, did any journalists run up to him and ask "How does it feel to complete the career grand slam?"
The "professional grand slam" was invented by golf writers after Arnold won the Masters and US Open in 1960, just prior to appearing in the British Open.
Back in the good old days, Byron Nelson said the "majors" were the tournaments that sponsors paid extra in bonuses if one of their golfers won. That would make the LA Opens and Western Opens in the 30's and 40's major championships.
Hooray for Jack speaking thruthfully rather than some PC crap like so many of the other pro golfers today.
You're way off on this. I heard Nicklaus addressing the issue of Woods ascendancy a few years ago, and he was quite gracious about the matter. With a countenance that bespoke of great peace, he said that he had no problem with the idea that Woods may shatter his records. He said something to the effect of, if some young man comes along and betters my records, that's fine.
As far as the equipment and conditions go, there's one relevant issue that no one has mentioned. People have long been critical of the ball Nicklaus used (was it a McGregor?), saying it was a piece of junk. Well, the USGA finally tested the errant orb and sure enough, they found that it could be as much as thirty yards off-line at times!
So, who knows? He very well might have won more majors had he used one of the better balls of the day.
Secondly, what a public figure says to the press and what he feels in his heart are often different. Nicklaus relishs those titles, as well he should, but I believe he would like to leave this planet still holding them. Who wouldn't
Then Paula Creamer will join and dominate the pga tour and Tiger would be lucky to win any majors after that.
Of course Paula won't play well in every tournament, so Tiger may still have some chances, but not very many.
Tiger has about a 5 year window to win more majors.
Then Paula Creamer will join and dominate the pga tour and Tiger would be lucky to win any majors after that.
Of course Paula won't play well in every tournament, so Tiger may still have some chances, but not very many."
Ronnie will that be right after she dominates the LPGA tour like she has this season?
"Someplace named Banff"????
Is this site not called TRAVELgolf?
Banff is not only a top tourist destination in Canada, but also in the world. It also is home to one of the worlds top ranked golf courses.
What kind of dismissive comment was that?
What a clown!
Without a doubt Nicklaus has placed golf in greater perspective than most of these other golfers. I have heard him say on a number of occasion that golf is not his life, and once recently he characterized it (in a loving fashion) as a "silly little game." Also, when addressing the notion that he was dedicated, he pointed out that he never was; rather, he prepared well. He said that Gary Player was an example of a golfer of his era who was dedicated.
It also should be pointed out that once Nicklaus had a family he became, in essence, a part time player, only tossing his hat into the ring about fifteen times a year.
My point is that I don't think the Golden Bear loses even a wink of sleep over the prospect of his records being shattered.
You asked why a player of Nicklaus' stature would play with an inferior ball. The fact of the matter is that in the era in which he competed equipment manufacturing and monitoring were not down to a science like they are today. Nicklaus simply didn't know that the ball was as deficient as it was. The fact remains, however, that modern scientific analysis has demonstrated that it was deficient.
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