In U.S. destinations as far flung as Reno, Nevada and Lake Placid, New York this summer, I’ve run into a number of hot Polish blondes. The hospitality industry seems to bring them in by degrees of charm. Almost all these women can disarm your typical golf tourist with one smile.

I’m starting to think that Poland must be a country that’s only populated by beautiful blondes who speak English better than 80 percent of America. Sort of like the secret Model World George stumbled upon in Seinfeld.

So TravelGolf.com’s own Brandon Tucker actually goes to Poland and what does he write about … gun ranges and military history? Sure, you just didn’t end up in Myrtle Beach, BTuck?

This isn’t like Tim McDonald going to Poland and failing to notice any woman younger than 86 either. Tucker is actually the young, happening, rollicking kid of the writing stable. Hence, his BTuck tag. He fancies himself as the P. Diddy of this blog board with his high-tech broadcasts done to booming beats (when he’s inspired) and his arcane references that no one under 10 gets.

And he goes to Poland and doesn’t write about one smoking hot Polish blonde?

Usually, I don’t tell other bloggers what to do. How crass. But in this case, BTuck needs an emergency intervention. What about it Tuck? Tell us the real story of living large in Europe.

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