I'm now a Michelle Wie Warrior! Converting never felt so good
There’s far too much negativity in the world today. Everyone tries to pick out the bad, to accentuate the worst. Especially these grumpy golf writers who should be forever grateful they’re not working the graveyard shift at Denny’s.
It really sickens me to see what’s going on. As I’m sure it does you too, fellow compassionate citizens of the Internet. It’s unfathomable what a sweet innocent girl with a five-million-dollar-a-year Nike contract, a sparkly wristwatch and a dream is being put through.
Enough is enough. Like Jennifer Lopez in that bad movie that always plays on basic cable, I’m fighting back. Somebody has to say it: Why can’t we all just root for Wie?
Sure Michelle Wie finished third-to-last at the Sony Open. Sure she makes San Diego Chargers coach Marty Schottenheimer loom as a master of coming through in the clutch by comparison. Sure …
Sorry that was the old way. It’s easy to relapse. But much George W. did after those hard partying forties, I’ve seen the light. And it’s a Hawaiian teen with more guts than your average fire fighter, more brains than your average nuclear physicist, more pluck than your average American Idol winner.
All those critics are focusing on the wrong things. Wie shows up with her wrist in a wrap and she’s accused of trying to create pre-tournament sympathy? Please, these old fools have no clue about teen fashion. Young people wear all kinds of things today. That’s just another earth-shattering Wie statement that you’ll see on the runways of Milan in two years and go, “Ah.”
And won’t you feel stupid then?
Which brings us to another of the unenlightened ones’ gripes: That Our Nike Goddess makes so many excuses for her poor play that her excuses seem to have excuses and notes from their mother. Again, you couldn’t be more off the mark if you were Michael Jackson in a Hooters. Michelle is just exercising the creative speaking skills that will serve her well at Stanford.
She hit one fairway in the Sony’s first round. That’s more than double none.
See, it’s better to be a Wie Warrior. You feel good. Admit it. That’s the power of Wie.
| « Replacing Justin Timberlake with no-talent Taylor Hicks shows how far Bob Hope Chrysler Classic's faded | Phil Mickelson's jump into course design not news to TravelGolf.com readers » |
29 comments
I have said over and over she needs to get away from Leadbetter and get back to her teacher when she was 12. I saw it up claose and personal. Her swing was natural then, a carbon of Ernie. Then she was touched by the hands of death. She became a Leadbetter machine... When they work, they dominate, When they go off the tracks, they are gonzo.
The mechanics of her appreciation is also unnearving. She makes a putt and it is like, oh, I am supposed to wave, so the hand goes straight up, like "that was long enough". There is no genuine appreciation for people who are rooting for her. No youthful actions to show she is having fun. Sit her down and make her watch Tadd last week. Now that was fun to watch. Sometime she needs to watch her interviews and learn from then. Maybe in the future take a few speech classes at Stanford.
Reality check? Reality, when she shoots in the 80's and says she is getting better?
Hate her, no, don't think Alex hates her, nor Smails, or really anyone else...We just hate the positive and negative situations she is in coupled with arrogance. But in reality, she has millions of dollars to do it her way, deal with the negative...
Back when Michelle was the toast of the town, the Wie's treated the staff at Waialae like shi.. shi... sh... servants.
And it would seem that their snobby behavior may have transfered upon their daughter.
Are you saying that she had donned a sparkly bandage?
Oh yeah, one more thing, girl is fat!
I don't feel inclined to expound upon this right now, but what can we say about the psychology of a man when he wants to see other men beaten by a woman?
Anyone ever hear of the "rubber suit crowd"?
Ford,
I don't feel inclined to expound upon this right now, but what can we say about the psychology of a man when he wants to see other men beaten by a woman?
Anyone ever hear of the "rubber suit crowd"?"
When not playing golf Judge, I am usually wearing a rubber suit. So just what does it all mean?
If you're wearing the kind of rubber suit I'm talking about, it means your wife owns a whip.
She may be learning, but is she retaining? Good luck at Stanford!! Watch out for the muggers."
Ron, do you really think Michelle will be wandering around the campus alone?
Do you know who you are like? If you have ever watched American Idol, there are some very entertaining people who come out and try to sing at the auditions but drive the judges to laughter with their abysmal attempts.
Your comments are similar in standard to their singing.
You are just a clown.
Your comments should be bolded, so that your complete ignorance can be laughed at.
However, unlike you, they don't have so much free time.
Perhaps you could considering getting a job. You really should, it helps bring self respect, which is obviously something that you are lacking in.
Your lashing out a teenage girl shows in no uncertain terms the phsychological problems that you have.
You should try to build your own self respect one little bit at a time and eventually, hopefully, you will eventually mature into an adult.
That isn't for certain though.
I think Wie will breeze thru LPGA after she 'learned a lot' from PGA. I don't know about her 'learning of lot', but certainly she won't feel the pressure of having to whack the ball hard.
After her escapades against men, I'd give anything to be a fly on the locker room wall at her next LPGA tournament. She will basically show up among a group of women carrying a bulls-eye on her back having been beaten senseless by men around the world. She now goes to the LPGA, tail between her legs, having been told go dominate the women then come back. The same women she has, intended or not, demonstrated nothing but contempt and disrespect for.
She's basically told these women you're not good enough for me, you don't challenge me, you bore me. If I'm an LPGA member, that's the message her actions, and to some degree, her comments send.
If anything, Wie has made the LPGA tournaments she plays in must see events--I bet those ladies are gonna try to beat her brains out.
Meow!!!
I could take the time to defend myself against your slanderous attacks, but I am far too bust being a husband, father, philanthropist and world traveler--These endeavors provide me with a great deal of happiness and self-worth.
I do want to apologize for one thing. I should not have called Michelle fat, that's was rude and uncalled for. I believe the PC way explain Michelle's recent expansion is to say that she is "horizontally challenged".
Keep them coming.
You are showing yourself for the fool you are.
If you think Michelle Wie is fat, then you are seriously out of touch with reality. Are you aneorexic or something?
PS: I have made more money from golf than even someone of Alex's profession is likely to make in a lifetime, so failed is not an accurate description.
I also hold a European Tour card. That isn't failing, even if it isn't in one of the better exemption categories. I still get the choice of plenty of events, with a chance to compete in any of the events which don't hold the very elite fields.
Norman how do you respond when you are confronted with Michelle's late season swoon on the LPGA and her numerous disastrous results against the men? When the vast majority of PGA tour players, the media and even her "growing" fanbase can see that her game has regressed, why can't you? What do you see, oh wise one that nobody else can? Please enlighten us with your answers, that is if you time in between hand-picking Euro Tour events. I am also curious to why Michelle is so intriguing to you and her other fans. Is it her humility as displayed in her post round excuse fests...sorry I mean press conferences. Maybe it is her breathtaking use of the English language, um, like, no that can't be it. Is it her completely unrealistic and undeserved Don Quixote like pursuit of the impossible dream? I know it can't be her looks, because, well you are gay. So please tell me what it is about her that would lead you to personally attack a stranger on line for his differing opinion about her.
For the record, I do not think Michelle is fat. I was just noting as many others have that it looked like she had put on a few pounds. Maybe she is just getting an early start on her freshman year in college(the freshman 15).
Wow, who would have thought there would be a gay discussion on a golf blog, but there is nothing wrong with Ford's sexuality and if he wants to be gay, then let him be.
As long as he isn't hurting anyone what does it matter.
The most important thing is that he just accepts himself for who he is and then he can lose some of the anger that he obviously has.
By the way, who cares about Michelle Wie. Let her go play on the womens tour, but your remarks really were funny and deserved a reply.
Would you be interested in being a case study for some students. It's nearly all men, but that should be right up your alley, shouldn't it.
So Ford turned out not just to be just aneorix but then gay as well.
On the aneorix thing, just get help about that. On the gay thing, I don't know anything about that, but coming out of the closet is suppost to be helpful for your people.
So hopefully you will be happier, with your identity. A few counselling sessions and you should be just fine.
Mary you and I both know that you have never been to college. You're comments clearly prove this--One thing that you're comments do you, however, is your immense hatred for homosexuals. I am actually a happily married man with two young children, but if it makes you feel empowered to lash out at a man, go right ahead. You see, unlike you I actually have a little understanding of psychiatry, having studied family therapy, as well as individual and group psychotherapy and you are actually exhibiting some classic disorder signs yourself. You're obvious anger towards men indicates that you have been abused or mistreated by a man somewhere in your lifetime. My initial guess was that daddy probably came into your room late at night and did unspeakable things to you, but in your last post your anger seemed more at the surface. I now beleive that you were probably sexually assualted recently, possibly even raped. If this is the case, you should really get the help you need--Calling strangers gay on golf blogs isn't the answer and it will ultimately not lead to you getting the power back in your life. Just keep telling yourself you are not a victim--It could happen to anybody--Then again with the mouth on you maybe you had it coming.
Norman--Always nice to hear from you. Good luck on "tour".
You actually got married and had kids in a futile effort to cover up your identity.
Believe it or not, you are not alone in that. Many people have done the same thing, so don't feel ashamed of yourself for that.
The important thing is that you accept yourself for who you are.
By the way, from your latest rant, it is obvious that you aren't ready to get complete help just yet. You lashing out and accusing people of all sorts of things is very understandable.
Please don't worry about people getting upset in a case like that. It is easy to recognise that your problems are many and it is not your fault that you feel the need to made such lude comments on blog sites.
You are just letting out some of your pain. Sure that hurts others, but for those who understand that you are actually sick and are just crying out for help it's not so bad. Let it all out Ford. Call Chris Baldwin a puff as well if that makes you feel better.
Doing that is better than holding your anger inside. Let it go Ford, but sooner or later you will have to admit your problems if you are to truly overcome them and become a decent person.
Good luck in that.
Comments are closed for this post.


Recent comments