Yearn for a golf cart that’s larger than a Toyota Prius? Want to show everyone that you have so much money that the next step would be throwing it out the window - or betting on Sergio Garcia to win a major?

Then, Hummer is ready to answer your prayers with its custom-made H3 golf carts. They’re slightly smaller than the real H3. Slightly. But you also don’t need that pesky confining tank tough roof. Instead the wind’s in your hair and the jokes on all those fools in the regular carts that your huge wheels could run right over no problem.

Hummer H3 Golf Cars also let you transport a foursome in one vehicle. There are options for second row of seats with more than enough room for four golf bags in back. Greenskeepers will no doubt love to see you roll up in one of these things and zoom right down their fairways.

Apparently, some people believe there’s some kind of market for the grass guzzlers too. American Custom Golf Cars has a pretty big exhibit showing off the Hummer H3 carts at the PGA Merchandise Show in Orlando. Though they don’t want you to call them carts, the salesman politely explains. They’re Golf Cars. Or tanks.

And you thought the guy who had his cart painted turquoise was a little eccentric? When’s Augusta National placing its mass order?