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Michelle Wie author Jennifer Mario a Dukie dominating dominatrix: Oh my on Valentines
You can work with someone for years and not know anything about them. That’s just a fact of life in our alienated computer, home entertainment system society of today. Then one day, you find out the lovely prim & proper redhead whose writing often appears above or below yours is a dominating dominatrix.
I’m talking about Michelle Wie author Jennifer Mario of course. Mario has taken the bold, forceful step of trying to enforce civility in a blog (I know, this is like trying to tell Ozzie Osbourne not to bite off the head of a bat or to sing on key, but that’s not the point).
To get a comment posted on Mario’s blog, it now first must be screened and approved by the dominatrix herself. The few cries of censorship about this new Mario dungeon door policy posted on my blog are ridiculous and out of touch with reality if you consider the dominatrix’s impeccable journalism credentials. She went to Duke for goodness sake! That’s Duke.
I would be remiss if I didn’t note that all golf wackos, crackpots and loons are still welcome with open, nonquestioning doors at my blog. Coach K included. Sorry your language toward those college kids you love got you banned by Mario, K. Tough break.
But again, that’s besides the point.
The point is: Who knew Jennifer Mario had such a stern, controlling streak? Can you imagine how she’d order Retief Goosen around? No, no, no, I said nonsmear Windex, Retief! Twenty five more pushups! Now! Lucky bastard.
Jennifer Mario, a dominating dominatrix. Now that’s a Valentines revelation to remember.
Picture all those readers nervously hunched over keyboards, typing and retyping, wondering if they’re going to be able to please TravelGolf.com’s dominatrix.
And any of you picturing anyone in leather with whips are to stop. Immediately. I find that in extreme poor taste. Offensive even. Why did Cheap Bastard just keel over?
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34 comments
Comment from: bad joke [Visitor]
aw, you can't be a champion if you don't silence your critics.
2007-02-15 @ 03:42
Comment from: Dave M. [Visitor]
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2007-02-15 @ 03:52
Dominating Dominatrix? That's a bit like saying Golfing Golfer. C'mon Chris, at least try to look like a Writing Writer.
2007-02-15 @ 08:00
Comment from: Dave Marrandette [Visitor]
Through this controlling, dominating attitude Ms. Mario is doing nothing more than promoting the "I don't like to jog because I might fall down" culture.
2007-02-15 @ 08:20
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Chris,
A person doesn't even have to disagree with the Dominating Blue Devil to get the axe.
If she doesn't like your screen name, your post is proscribed.
Like Winston Smith learned to love Big Brother, I guess we'll have to learn to love "Big Blue Devil."
A person doesn't even have to disagree with the Dominating Blue Devil to get the axe.
If she doesn't like your screen name, your post is proscribed.
Like Winston Smith learned to love Big Brother, I guess we'll have to learn to love "Big Blue Devil."
2007-02-15 @ 08:38
Comment from: Dillen Tydus II [Visitor]
WOW! Chris not fired yet? travelgolf must have no people applying for jobs huh.
2007-02-15 @ 11:50
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Chris,
First we had Stanley, then patrick and now Dillen Tydus II.
Head for the hills! They're everywhere! They're everywhere!
First we had Stanley, then patrick and now Dillen Tydus II.
Head for the hills! They're everywhere! They're everywhere!
2007-02-15 @ 11:58
It's so sad that such a swell guy has nothing to write about.
Dillen, Baldwin's job must be "write" about actual writing writers (well done, Shanks) and their posts. Who would apply for that? Might as well keep him.
Dillen, Baldwin's job must be "write" about actual writing writers (well done, Shanks) and their posts. Who would apply for that? Might as well keep him.
2007-02-15 @ 13:28
Comment from: Bill [Visitor]
Wow, I can see why you'd be critical of Jennifer's journalistic credentials, what with your daily blogs full of random quotes about other writers and MIchelle Wie's grand plan to destroy her wrist in an attempt to avoid tournament golf (there are other ways dipshit, if you put down the playstation and hit the course). Does TravelGolf pay you in peanuts or Rogaine?
2007-02-15 @ 13:41
Comment from: Oui Oui Oui [Visitor] 
Baldwin,
I think the reason for this spiteful rant abour Mario is because she rejected your offer to be her Valentine.
I think the reason for this spiteful rant abour Mario is because she rejected your offer to be her Valentine.
2007-02-15 @ 15:47
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Mario's next book will be, "Queen Bee: The Making of a Censor"
2007-02-15 @ 16:17
Comment from: Booger [Visitor]
Duke should be burned to the ground, or
since it is a private institution, evicted
from the state of North Carolina. If for
any other reason, for the double standard that
was applied to the Duke Lacrosse team in
comparison to the recent non-story of the
white girl getting gang raped at a Duke
black fraternity house. Let me guess,
none of you heard about that one? To hell
with Duke, Mike Nifong and Jennifer Mario.
since it is a private institution, evicted
from the state of North Carolina. If for
any other reason, for the double standard that
was applied to the Duke Lacrosse team in
comparison to the recent non-story of the
white girl getting gang raped at a Duke
black fraternity house. Let me guess,
none of you heard about that one? To hell
with Duke, Mike Nifong and Jennifer Mario.
2007-02-15 @ 19:42
If Jennifer Mario’s going to hell, sign me up for eternity alongside. Who wants heaven, if Mario’s not there? And really Booger, isn’t it time to reveal your true identity as Coach K. I know you couldn’t use the Lakers again, but is this really the best way to squeeze more money to you and away from the chemistry department’s grad assistants?
Such anger. Just scream at a student manager already.
And yes, I didn’t really use dominating dominatrix on purpose. Ooh, you caught me. I thought I’d draw RonMon out ... Instead you, Shanks. Sad. I overestimated you. The white beard must have thrown me off.
Such anger. Just scream at a student manager already.
And yes, I didn’t really use dominating dominatrix on purpose. Ooh, you caught me. I thought I’d draw RonMon out ... Instead you, Shanks. Sad. I overestimated you. The white beard must have thrown me off.
2007-02-16 @ 01:01
Comment from: Richard Williams [Visitor]
Balwin,
What were you doing with Serena?
She didn't come home last night, and when she arrived in this morning, she was still wearing yesterdays clothes.
She had a big smile on her face and she wouldn't take it off.
What were you at?
What were you doing with Serena?
She didn't come home last night, and when she arrived in this morning, she was still wearing yesterdays clothes.
She had a big smile on her face and she wouldn't take it off.
What were you at?
2007-02-16 @ 13:26
Comment from: Truth and Justice [Visitor]
Booger speaks the truth, at least about the new rape allegations. For the record I do not think Jennifer Mario or coach K should go to hell(Mike Nifong possibly).
An 18 year-old white female is alledging that she was raped by an African-American male at a historically black frat house. The account I heard listed only one suspect, but Booger is right when he claims that it has been largely buried by local and national media. Sadly, the occurence of a white woman being raped by a black man is far more prevalant in this society and therefore not as newsworthy. The U.S. Department of Justice's National Crime Victimization Survey in 2003 showed that 15.5% of rapes against white victims were perpatrated by blacks, while less than one half of 1% of rapes against black women were committed by white males, if you're scoring at home that's an actual statistical probability of 0%.
What has been done to these lacrosse players at Duke is criminal, but the same can be said about blacks being unfairly targeted and persecuted for years.
An 18 year-old white female is alledging that she was raped by an African-American male at a historically black frat house. The account I heard listed only one suspect, but Booger is right when he claims that it has been largely buried by local and national media. Sadly, the occurence of a white woman being raped by a black man is far more prevalant in this society and therefore not as newsworthy. The U.S. Department of Justice's National Crime Victimization Survey in 2003 showed that 15.5% of rapes against white victims were perpatrated by blacks, while less than one half of 1% of rapes against black women were committed by white males, if you're scoring at home that's an actual statistical probability of 0%.
What has been done to these lacrosse players at Duke is criminal, but the same can be said about blacks being unfairly targeted and persecuted for years.
2007-02-16 @ 14:58
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Truth and Justice,
I noticed you had to throw a bone to the PC Thought Police with your last comment. There are no "buts"; these young men were targeted simply because they were unfashionable white males, and for no other reason. Helots were persecuted by Spartans in the past, too; do we need to mention that also?
I noticed you had to throw a bone to the PC Thought Police with your last comment. There are no "buts"; these young men were targeted simply because they were unfashionable white males, and for no other reason. Helots were persecuted by Spartans in the past, too; do we need to mention that also?
2007-02-17 @ 12:35
Comment from: Florida Girl [Visitor]
Hurray for Jennifer! Now maybe readers can post comments on her blog without being told that their only skills involve diaper-changing. Some of the things people have said on this web-site make my skin crawl and I'm happy that Travel Golf and Jennifer Mario are putting a stop to the worst of it. I hope all you bloggers will follow suit. Come on Chris, you know you want to be a dominatrix too!
2007-02-17 @ 16:50
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Florida Girl,
Stifle yourself and go bake me some cookies. Off with you, chop, chop!
Stifle yourself and go bake me some cookies. Off with you, chop, chop!
2007-02-17 @ 18:16
Comment from: Florida Girl [Visitor]
Smails,
Refrain from personal insults or I will have to sic the censoring censors on you.
Refrain from personal insults or I will have to sic the censoring censors on you.
2007-02-17 @ 21:48
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Florida Girl,
That was no insult, woman. It was a command.
That was no insult, woman. It was a command.
2007-02-17 @ 22:20
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Florida Girl,
Are you saying that you have some talents OTHER than diaper changing?
Great! I've got a buddy who hangs out down at the VFW hall who is always looking for, as he tells it, "a broad who can do something besides bitch."
It isn't too late for you to get a man, Florida Girl. If you desire it, I can get you in touch with Old Joe. He gets a pretty nice pension from the Carpenter's Union, Social Security, and a small VA pension. You could do a lot worse.
Are you saying that you have some talents OTHER than diaper changing?
Great! I've got a buddy who hangs out down at the VFW hall who is always looking for, as he tells it, "a broad who can do something besides bitch."
It isn't too late for you to get a man, Florida Girl. If you desire it, I can get you in touch with Old Joe. He gets a pretty nice pension from the Carpenter's Union, Social Security, and a small VA pension. You could do a lot worse.
2007-02-18 @ 08:43
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Florida Girl,
Here's a helpful hint:
If your skin crawls, it probably has something to do with your personal hygiene.
Try a good, hot bath with Lifebuoy soap, and then a liberal application of Blue Star ountment.
Here's a helpful hint:
If your skin crawls, it probably has something to do with your personal hygiene.
Try a good, hot bath with Lifebuoy soap, and then a liberal application of Blue Star ountment.
2007-02-18 @ 08:50
Comment from: Stanley [Visitor]
If Ford is gay, does that mean he can play on the lpga tour?
Would he be banned from the pga tour?
Would he be banned from the pga tour?
2007-02-18 @ 11:33
Comment from: Stanley [Visitor]
It is no wonder that Chris is in love with Paula Creamer.
That girl has the best back side in womens sport.
That girl has the best back side in womens sport.
2007-02-18 @ 11:34
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Alex,
I just hope Florida Girl appreciates our help. For my part, I had to wonder how she could possibly keep her man happy if she couldn't differentiate between an insult and a command.
I just hope Florida Girl appreciates our help. For my part, I had to wonder how she could possibly keep her man happy if she couldn't differentiate between an insult and a command.
2007-02-18 @ 13:02
Comment from: Ford [Visitor]
"If Ford is gay, does that mean he can play on the lpga tour?"
"Would he be banned from the pga tour?"
"It is no wonder that Chris is in love with Paula Creamer."
"That girl has the best back side in womens sport."
Pathetic, but highly predictable. You don't have the capacity to skillfully argue or even coherently piece together any of your 3rd grade level thoughts, so you resort to red-faced name calling and wannabe jock threats and taunts from behind the safety of your computer screen. Your logic is non-existent and your caveman retoric is a bad stereotype of your obvious trailer park existance. It's really quite sad that you have to question the sexuality of complete strangers to feel better about yourself. Come to think of it you sound just like a preacher we all know--You know the one who railed against homosexuals with all his might, while taking in the a@# in his spare time. By the way you are not fooling anyone by pretending to like Paula Creamer, she's obviously not your type, if you catch my drift Stan.
"Would he be banned from the pga tour?"
"It is no wonder that Chris is in love with Paula Creamer."
"That girl has the best back side in womens sport."
Pathetic, but highly predictable. You don't have the capacity to skillfully argue or even coherently piece together any of your 3rd grade level thoughts, so you resort to red-faced name calling and wannabe jock threats and taunts from behind the safety of your computer screen. Your logic is non-existent and your caveman retoric is a bad stereotype of your obvious trailer park existance. It's really quite sad that you have to question the sexuality of complete strangers to feel better about yourself. Come to think of it you sound just like a preacher we all know--You know the one who railed against homosexuals with all his might, while taking in the a@# in his spare time. By the way you are not fooling anyone by pretending to like Paula Creamer, she's obviously not your type, if you catch my drift Stan.
2007-02-18 @ 18:14
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Ford,
I think you hit the nail on the head with your assessment of Stanley.
It has been my experience that whenever a man brings up that subject initially and without any reason, that man has a definite propensity toward that type of conduct.
And of course, Stanley is a Brit, and we know that they have become increasingly dainty.
I expect Stanley to come out and reveal his homosexuality now that we've sensed it.
And Stanley, we won't think any less of you for it. How could we?
I think you hit the nail on the head with your assessment of Stanley.
It has been my experience that whenever a man brings up that subject initially and without any reason, that man has a definite propensity toward that type of conduct.
And of course, Stanley is a Brit, and we know that they have become increasingly dainty.
I expect Stanley to come out and reveal his homosexuality now that we've sensed it.
And Stanley, we won't think any less of you for it. How could we?
2007-02-19 @ 08:34
Comment from: Stanley [Visitor]
Actually Alex, it was Ford who accused someone of being gay. I'm not sure who, but I read it in another topic, and there was quite a debate about it.
There was some other girl who went counselling Ford about it, but I'm not sure if he actually admitted to it.
By the way, it doesn't matter if Ford is gay. That's fine as long as he doesn't hurt anyone else. I don't support gay marriage, but whatever he does in private with consenting adults is his own business.
There was some other girl who went counselling Ford about it, but I'm not sure if he actually admitted to it.
By the way, it doesn't matter if Ford is gay. That's fine as long as he doesn't hurt anyone else. I don't support gay marriage, but whatever he does in private with consenting adults is his own business.
2007-02-19 @ 14:02
Comment from: Stanley [Visitor]
Alex said:
It has been my experience that whenever a man brings up that subject initially and without any reason, that man has a definite propensity toward that type of conduct.
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Well Alex, Ford brought it up without any previous mention in some other topic.
I didn't bring it up without mention. I brought it up in response to Ford bringing it up out of the blue in another topic.
So Alex, by your reckoning Ford is gay. For the record, I don't actually think Ford is gay, it's just a bit of fun, because he shouldn't have accused someone else if he doesn't like that treatment himself.
Anyway, good stuff guys and keep up your support of Michelle and your help in lining her pockets full of cash.
Your hyping and keeping her in discussion is of great benefit and should result in plenty of more endorsements. Keep it coming.
It has been my experience that whenever a man brings up that subject initially and without any reason, that man has a definite propensity toward that type of conduct.
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Well Alex, Ford brought it up without any previous mention in some other topic.
I didn't bring it up without mention. I brought it up in response to Ford bringing it up out of the blue in another topic.
So Alex, by your reckoning Ford is gay. For the record, I don't actually think Ford is gay, it's just a bit of fun, because he shouldn't have accused someone else if he doesn't like that treatment himself.
Anyway, good stuff guys and keep up your support of Michelle and your help in lining her pockets full of cash.
Your hyping and keeping her in discussion is of great benefit and should result in plenty of more endorsements. Keep it coming.
2007-02-19 @ 14:05
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Ford,
If Stanley's last post is any indication, he isn't sure about anything.
Ford,give me a honest answer to this question:
Do you believe it is possible for anyone to be as clueless and discombobulated as Stanley is pretending to be?
I don't think it is possible. Stanley is obviously a sort of mole who thinks it his duty to try to antagonize people.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he posts some of his nonsense on a blog about Bulgarian hieroglyphics. I know, I know, he doesn't know anything about that subject.
However, he doesn't know anything about golf and that doesn't stop him from posting here.
If Stanley's last post is any indication, he isn't sure about anything.
Ford,give me a honest answer to this question:
Do you believe it is possible for anyone to be as clueless and discombobulated as Stanley is pretending to be?
I don't think it is possible. Stanley is obviously a sort of mole who thinks it his duty to try to antagonize people.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he posts some of his nonsense on a blog about Bulgarian hieroglyphics. I know, I know, he doesn't know anything about that subject.
However, he doesn't know anything about golf and that doesn't stop him from posting here.
2007-02-19 @ 16:27
Comment from: Johnny N. [Visitor]
Comment from Alex:
I don't think it is possible. Stanley is obviously a sort of mole who thinks it his duty to try to antagonize people.
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Alex, that is so funny, you could be describing yourself to a tee.
By the way, a tee is something which is used in golf, but you probably didn't know that since you don't know anything about golf.
It's that funny thing they stick in the ground and hit the ball off on their first shot at a hole. They call it a tee shot funily enough.
Keep reading the blogs Alex and you might learn the difference between an iron and a driver.
I don't think it is possible. Stanley is obviously a sort of mole who thinks it his duty to try to antagonize people.
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Alex, that is so funny, you could be describing yourself to a tee.
By the way, a tee is something which is used in golf, but you probably didn't know that since you don't know anything about golf.
It's that funny thing they stick in the ground and hit the ball off on their first shot at a hole. They call it a tee shot funily enough.
Keep reading the blogs Alex and you might learn the difference between an iron and a driver.
2007-02-19 @ 18:50
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Johnny N,
If you're dreaming of becoming a stand-up comedian, don't quit your day job.(That's assuming you have ever had one).
The secret of coming off as a bit of a wit is the ability to compose your own material. Until you hone your craft, you'll just have to settle for being half a wit.
If you're dreaming of becoming a stand-up comedian, don't quit your day job.(That's assuming you have ever had one).
The secret of coming off as a bit of a wit is the ability to compose your own material. Until you hone your craft, you'll just have to settle for being half a wit.
2007-02-19 @ 19:08
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