We have a writer who works at WorldGolf.com who foolishly tries to deny that Paris Hilton is the center of the golf universe. This writer is our version of Inside The Actor’s Studio host James Lipton - a pretentious windbag who tries to show everyone how smart he is by signing his initials to every one of his blabberings.
Well, Paris Hilton is once again throwing it back into his face.
Georgia women’s golf coach Todd McCorkle resigned after an investigation revealed that he had his team of college women watch Paris’ sex video over the Internet (along with other things).
Paris 69, Golf 0.
“I have learned through this experience that I must be 100 percent professional at all times,” McCorkle told the Associated Press. “I would like to thank the University of Georgia for all the opportunities they have afforded me. Life is full of learning experiences and unfortunately this experience has cost me something that is dear to both me and my family.”
Hey, who wouldn’t assume sharing a naked Paris was 100 percent professional?
Of course, the 44-year-old McCorkle also talked about bra and underwear color, male biology and told one of his players she looked sexy on the way to the SEC Tournament banquet, according to the AP story. One of his players wrote “He is randomly rubbing your back or flipping hair, or pat on butt” in documents obtained by the AP.
“He doesn’t need to be a coach of women’s golf anywhere,” Art Leon, the father of Georgia’s top player, Taylor Leon, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “He got what he deserved.”
Which in this case is apparently another job in the Georgia athletic department. McCorkle is being transferred to another yet undisclosed position (no word if it’s one of the positions Paris favors in her video).
McCorkle - regular man genius - is married to LPGA hottie Jenna Daniels. The 29-year-old Daniels played for McCorkle when he was the head coach at Arizona.
Wonder if she’s going to have any questions for her hubby?
No worries though. McCorkle should just click on that Paris Hilton video when the interrogation starts.
It worked wonders for him at least once already. And proved why the golf world revolves around Ms. Hilton.
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The Accidental Golfer:
Brandon Tucker:
Mark Nessmith:
Jason Scott Deegan:
a blow. (Bah-dum-DUM!)
I was on the committee that broght womens' varsity to GA Tech. In those 27 years, men are still the same good old boys protecting their good old boys, no matter how often firing is the appropraite response.