What's up with magician dork Klok pimping out Pamela Anderson in Las Vegas?

Pamela Anderson - the busty bikini filler from Baywatch fame - is in a Las Vegas show. Only Anderson isn’t the star. Or the co-star.

She’s the magician’s assistant.

That’s right, the object of so many junior high schoolers’ fantasies over the years, one of the richest TV actressess of all time, is toiling as an assistant for one of those guys who was surely a dork in junior high. Not to mention today.

Hans Klok - who touts himself as “the world’s fastest magician” and has one of those haircuts that only a magician could have - convinced Anderson to be his high-profile assistant (re gate attraction to actually cause people to buy tickets to a magic act). It helps that Klok is Anderson’s boyfriend.

Yes, the magic geek with the Favio mane is dating Pamela Anderson. So for Klok’s act at the new Planet Hollywood Casino (which is the former Aladdin Casino), Anderson comes out in skimpy dresses and smiles. A lot.

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To see Pamela Anderson holding the kind of job that people would have more likely expected Anna Nicole Smith or Courtney Love to end up in, tickets begin at $38.

“I knew that one day my dream of being a Vegas showgirl would come true – even better a magician’s assistant,” Anderson gushes in a quote on her website. “It’s every girl’s fantasy. I’m thrilled!”

Of course. Every girl with a big chest dreams of working for the type of guy they’d step over in high school. The magic man. For once, only in Vegas really does apply.

What’s next? Ron Mon getting Carmen Electra to sweep out his garage?