Erica Blasberg is hotter than Natalie Gulbis and still winless on LPGA
All these male sportswriters who’ve gone absolutely bonkers over Natalie Gulbis winning her first tournament in more than five years on Tour is hilarious but misguided. WorldGolf.com’s own Special K and BTuck’s reactions were predictable. But GolfDigest’s Ron Sirak practically awarded her a Purple Heart for finally coming up with a single W.
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg in blog land.
It’s like these guys expect Gulbis to invite them to the prom if they send enough verbal bouquets her way.
Only problem is Gulbis was never the hottest golfer without a win. That honor did and still does belong to Erica Blasberg, the 23-year-old former Pac-10 Player of the Year at Arizona. Blasberg blows Gulbis away in hotness (check out her picture here). Unfortunately, she also could one day match Gulbis in futility too, having never really come close to a W so far.
The difference is that Blasberg gets little extra attention for being smoking. I wrote a column at the LPGA Championship on how Blasberg sent her putter flying in pure tantrum and went unnoticed while everyone focused on Michelle Wie.
And yes, not only does Blasberg wear short shorts, she is a fiery competitor. She has more real personality than the model-packaged Gulbis in one of her pinkies. And yet Blasberg, while recognized by LPGA devotees like BTuck, still gets beat out in lame internet hotness polls by the eternally overrated Danica Patrick of all people.
This is your true tragedy in women’s golf. Not the fact that Natalie Gulbis took years and years to get one win.
Though it is pretty tragic that some fools now actually think Gulbis is a good golfer.
|« To win Women's British Open, Lorena Ochoa needs to go to sleep with at least a 5-shot lead Saturday night||Canadians are more wimpy sensitive than Sergio Garcia, Al Gore & Wie Warriors put together »|
--Mr. Humility, signing off.
Besides, have you heard her voice? At some point, you're gonna sober up and have to talk to her, even if only to tell her to catch a cab home.
I'll take Stacy Prammanasudh over the rest and wouldn't put Erica Blasberg any higher on the list than Paula Creamer. Both attractive but not "hot".
What a lame post. She just seems ... willing. Willing to do what, win golf tournaments? Why would you need to be drunk when talking to her? When you have daughters or sisters, you don't make those types of comments. You know better.
cute, but not hot. Gulbis isn't even
hot...like ToddCommish says, she just
looks ready to go at the slightest
provocation. That doesn't necessarily
make a girl attractive, but for geeks,
She's the one who's been posing partially clothed for magazines, and you're telling ME how I shouldn't interpret it as "willing"?!?! And doing it angrily and judgmentally?
Dude, lighten up.
He's a self-admitted cart girl abuser.
"Would you say that Tiger appears willing because he wears the tightest shirts on tour?"
Uh, the next time Tiger poses in a bikini with his hair tossed around like a streetwalking strumpet... Yeah, I'd say he looked "willing".
And my remark was SUPPOSED to be sexist. I was responding to a sexist column. Whaddya expect, an analytical remark?
Comments are closed for this post.