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Comment from: Alex [Visitor] Email
Chris,

You not doing a bad job in sucking up to Tiger, but you'll ne er match the bootlicking laid down by the announcing crew today on the Golf Channel.

Woods shot a round today that could at best be called mediocre, but that didn't slow the brownnosers down for a minute.

As Tiger struggled mightily all afternoon, Faldo and Tilghman et all waxed ecstaticabout Tiger's game.

On the 18th and final hole they outdid themselves. Woods put his drive in a fairway trap. On his next stroke, Tiger took out his five wood and Faldo became orgasmic. According to this awe-stricken Brit, no golfer in history would have ever tried that shot. (several others in the field had faced the same shot and had pulled it off successfully)

Tiger struck the shot and hit it right and long about 80 feet past the pin. Ordinary by any touring pro's standard, and substandard by Tiger's lofty goals.

Tilghman gushed enthusiastically that that had to be the "shot of the day." Then she breathlessy asked "can Tiger now get an eagle?"

Tiger proceeded to three-putt and score a par on the easiest hole on the course, one which had yielded a slew of birdies and several eagles.

Look guys, we all know that Woods is a superstar at all phases of the game, but when he shoots a far-less-than-stellar round, Tiger knows it and so should his fawning admirers
2007-08-31 @ 20:45
Comment from: Golf Goddess [Visitor] Email
Remember when Vijay Singh won tournaments and we had to listen to his sexist rants? Ha, good times.
2007-09-01 @ 10:57
Comment from: Alex [Visitor] Email
Golf Goddess,

As a matter of fact, I don't remember having to listen to any sexist rants by Vijay.

When did Vijay deliver any seist rants?

And who forced you to listen to them?
2007-09-01 @ 11:16
Comment from: Golf Goddess [Visitor] Email
Congrats, Alex, on landing the half-Imus.
2007-09-01 @ 11:54
Comment from: Alex [Visitor] Email
GG,

?????
2007-09-01 @ 12:44
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor] Email
Golf Goddess,

Make us that batch of cookies and be quick about it -- chop, chop.
2007-09-01 @ 23:52
Comment from: BV [Visitor]
Oh my...I always wonder about folks who style themselves "goddess" or "godlike" in an online forum...they are usually nothing like that in real life! ;) PS - I'm still waiting for the cookies!
2007-09-05 @ 13:42

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