Attention whore Tony Romo falls into a pond at Lake Tahoe Celebrity Classic, how typical of dunce Dallas Cowboys quarterback
Tony Romo is making a public spectacle of himself on another golf course. This time, Romo went Woody Austin.
Yes, Aquaman has company. Say hello to the doofus Dallas Cowboys quarterback/attention whore Tony Romo as he falls backwards into the pond on the first hole at Edgewood Tahoe. That’s what Romo did in the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship (which is a boring name for the best celebrity golf tournament out there) on Saturday.
Romo tried to hit out of a bunker with an awkward lie and found himself tumbling into the pond, where he landed on his butt (otherwise known as the smartest part of Romo’s anatomy). Romo told the Associated Press, “I got wet up to my belly button.”
With Romo, stuff like this is almost predictable.
The guy just can’t help himself. He’s going to find a way to make himself the center of attention while showing the lack of smarts that stops him from ever winning a single playoff game. Whether it’s bragging about shooting that 84 at Torrey Pines - that took him an unfathomable nearly seven hours to complete. Or butchering “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at Wrigley Field. Or falling ass first into the water.
That’s Romo. Leading with his head.
Being stuck with his guy couldn’t have happened to a better set of bandwagon fans. And it must be nice for Jessica Simpson to feel like she’s the smart one in a relationship. No wonder why she doesn’t want to give Romo up.
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Oh, and I'm sure he would rather be you too.
Look in the mirror for a picture of jealousy.
Well, no, you can't. Continue hating.
LOL. This article is funny. I'm going to assume you don't have a supervisor to proof read your articles.. because I think he would have chuckled at you as much as I did.
Hey Chris, Tony Romo avoids more media in a week than your blog gets in a lifetime. You're the reason that decent bloggers have a hard time getting respect.
Oh, the irony.
I can't believe this guy had the nerve to post his picture next to this blog post. This guy is unemployable.
He has started two years in the NFL. He hasn't won a playoff game.. yeah and neither had Eli or Peyton Manning their first two full years starting in the NFL.
What would possess you to write this article? Hey I posted my email address so please send me a line and tell me what makes you think that this is intelligent?
Either your jealous of an NFL player being this good on the golf course or your actually a Gnats, or Giants or retarded Eagles fan. In either event, let's just say your retarded and have poor pathetic journalist skills.
I would like to see your attempt at playing football, face down in the mud that is.
See your other sorry article that describes how terrible a golfer you are:
http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/pb-dye-golf-lesson-1227.htm
Perhaps as some have suggested, your Jealous of Mr. Romo's success as a golfer and his outstanding success as a QB.
With your pee wee brain insults, your obviously not a Cowboys fan and have absolutely no knowledge of the storied tradition of the franchise, much less any knowledge of the game of golf.
You should find another occupation if the best you can do while covering a story is insulting a star QB who did finish 3rd by the way.
If me, KB 57 or any other Dallas Cowboys see you on the street...just hope your not seen!
Ps. I noticed you gave Cowboys Golf Club a decent review, but you couldn't stand the Cowboys then either, and giving the Jones family credit pained you. I hope they didn't comp that round. Um, after this, maybe you shouldn't come back here buddy. You're not welcome.
Hey, you were not caught in the indecent exposure thing at the theater with him were you?
Man, you look like a chipmunk who is short of a lot of nuts!
You can't play golf loser! Why are you even trying to follow or write about it. And, you certainly don't know nothin about football or the consequences of what you have said in you ignornance.
You should find another occupation, like watching squirrels, homemaking, or ballet.
Now, when Romo fell in his pond, he had one of the most well known, beautiful blondes around to brush off the dirt and towel off the water. What kind of thing is going to touch you in this stanky mess you have pooh poohed yourself into against America's number one fan base?
Tell us, when you write, is it from empty space upstairs? Appartently your writing mimics the way you play golf, BadGolf that is.
Your article has wrongly insulted the entire fan base, team, and star QB. You owe all of us an apology.
As some have suggested, you should find another occupation because you stink at what your doing and your articles are not enjoyable for anyone.
What in the heck is the beef? I mean from the title on you just imply one insult after the other? None of it is even applicable?
You better hope some of the fans and the players don't find you in a dark alley somewhere. Never know what might happen as a result of your Pee brain comments!
Get a different job, and take that '87 Toyota to the nearest salon to do something about that real bad receding hairline.
And are you jealous because Tony is really dating Jessica and all you have is a poster of her in your bedroom next to your 24 index card? PS. Tell your parents in the next room hello...LOSER
And you were able to write all this from a guy falling in a pond? Are you bored?? Mama didn't let you go outside and play with kitty cat? I think your name from now on should be called:
"Dweeb Baldloser"
There is nothing "win" about your life or "Chris," so your parents have insulted mankind with such a name.
Also, a "dumb guy" doesn't go undrafted in the NFL only to become a Pro Bowl quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is obviously very intelligent (a requirement for any NFL quarteback).
Stick to what you know, golf (which is a MUCH less mentally complicated sport than football).
I'm sorry that you're not famous, and you're not rich. I'm sorry your sex life consists of your hand, and a worn out stuffed animal. I'm sorry you don't have a Reebok endorsement, and you suck at golf, basketball, football and life. Honestly, I'm not sorry at all.
Unfortunately, you were bred to be a loser when your mother had sex with her brother. So take it out on them, and not the $69.5+ million dollar man.
As DalaiLuke said, "Tony Romo avoids more media in a week than your blog gets in a lifetime." HAHAHAHA, man, how does that feel?
You give bloggers a bad name which is quite difficult to do, BTW. But you have finally succeeded at something.
YOUR FIRED!!
It's kind of sad that you can't get noticed in an honorable and dignified way.
Talk about an attention whore...
You have a disease and they make a cure, its called birth control to prevent your kind from being born.
Now concerning your failed journalistic disaster attempts, I would advise you get Peptobismol or Immodium AD to help stop your runs at the mouth about talking about people you neither compare to in stature or understand the sport of (e.g., Golf and Football).
Was this person drunk when they hired you or what?
Mr. Romo could be you in golf with a blind fold and it is just a hobby for him. And concerning the Cowboys, we are America's team, something your not apart of - you know, America or its sport or the wisdom to know what it is.
You need a career change, "want fries with that."
Now, your an insult to Baldwin golf balls, the Baldwin Piano, and the automotive Baldwins. You are brain dead concerning golf or any other sport for that matter. I recommend you quit your job before your boss fires you on Monday morning.
Try being a greeter at Wal-Mart, that is more your speed because Journalism is not in the cards for you Pee Wee.
Since you took the time to insult the fan base we will take time to let you know about our thoughts.
Hope you don't mind if the management is made aware of how many people you just pissed off. Maybe in your next job you can learn to do a simple task and not screw it up.
Try out this line: "Would you like fries with that Mr. Romo?" since it appears that would be the extent of your mentality. An apology may be forthcoming from you and the management, But the real story is not how Tony fell into the pond on his butt, It is how you stuck your face into a pile of $hit MOUTH FIRST!
http://www.golfpublisher.com/feedback/letter-to-the-editor.htm
Drop this guy a note about one of his bloggers. (The one that wrote his last column today, hopefully.) Look, I know nobody reads this guy. He doesn't even qualify as a hack. If you were planning a golf vacation, would you take the advice of somebody with this attitude & train of thought? What even made him think that he could get away with this, even if it was just to stir up some pub. No, I've decided that nothing less than a pink slip and "pink mist" on the wall after his bosses confer and chop off his head. You can complain all you want. This jagoff is going to stop reading the comments after #3 or so. Screw getting some forced, halfassed aplology. I want this guy preparing a resume tomorrow. He's an offensive jerk and I'm sure that the people at GolfPublisher and TravelGolf are going to hear from enough Cowboys fans (or just decent human beings), that don't approve of this guy and his blog from today. Good luck, Baldy. You're going to ned it.
would anybody that looks like him
have his picture by his blog. Is this
queer being paid to write and who is he?
Is golf really a sport? Maybe it's just a game. How many, as in plays would Tigger Woulds last in the NFL? Hmm? You write? blogggg about a boring game that is nothing more than a backdrop for business/political deals.
You'd give up one of your jewels to be in Tony Romo's shoes right now.
Daer GolfPublisher.com
Please make Chris's next paycheck payable to Johnny Wishbone. I've earned it more than he has.
if it's such a circus with simpson and romo, this post is one of the reasons why. who cares?
Their ruling was based on the humane society's petition as you cause the local golf course wildlife to come into estrus early with your presense(chipmunks and ground squirrels) increasing the rodent problem and disturbing course events, and also by the National Journalistic Society to help in an effort to keep from dumbing down their profession with Journalistic wanna-bees like yourself.
of sh*t I have ever seen. Do everyone a
favor and get a real job.
I haven't seen so many rabid a** comments since one of y'all trashed that doofus singer (Taylor Hicks....or wickdip...or some such) a while back!
LOL - Nesmith must be drooling at all the hits too...I bet he gives you an extra bag of Cheetos for this prize-winner of a blog! *grin*
This guy is an attention whore? Do you envy that he's good at not only Professional FOOTBALL...but he's probably a better golfer than you as well? You hate him because with hard work, he's where you wish you were. Instead you found some random golf website to let you blog. Are you hoping to get famous by being the Perez Hilton of Golf?
Grow up and qiut hating!!
take baldy's 4 iron out of your mouth...i can't understand what you are saying.
The guy has already achieved more than you ever will (in both his professional life and his dating life). Really, man, get some perspective...and take some anger management classes.
1. I would put up with a lot worse to date jessica simpson
2. Between bashing Romo and the fans, i wouldnt advise covering the byron nelson any time soon
3. Hardly a 'Baldwin', he looks like Jay Mohr with birth defects, sorry jay mohr
The only shame here is that a no talent hack like you has a job and is taking the food out of some real journalist's children's mouths.
It's neither Tony Romo, nor the Dallas Cowboys fault that your mother fooked a monkey.
Get a life, moron.
I'm not surprised that a blogger, of the most boring sport in history, would go to such lengths to get someone to read his pathetic rants...
I just wasted 2 minutes I can never get back...
If he's an attention whore, then you're the "John" who's paying for his services.
Your're obviously an idiot and a boy needing some attention. It seems your cup of jealousy runneth over. Why would you have anything against this man? He is a golfer on the side, an all pro QB, and a class act. I think this article was written by a man who knows little about football and less about writing a decent article. Why would youe be jaelous of Tony Romo? After all, you are a golf blogger? Who is the attention whore? Idiot.
Romo is a beloved sports icon, it's sad that you have to "write" crap like this just to become a "fart in the wind."
...Bye Hater
Romo is a good QB. It took Peyton Manning
6 years before he won a playoff game. Tony
has been a starting QB for a season and
a half, so lets give him a break. After
looking at your picture, I can see where
the anger stems. Ugly guys you really have
no shot in life. You probably were a
journalism major from second rate university
who could only write for this crappy site.
Haters like you give Golf a bad name !!
from a wanabe reporter who riding on the back
of someone who has worked their butt off
to get where they are to be torn down by
someone who doesn't have half the atheletic
ability (this article screams of jealousy). I can see you will be soon be flipping burgers at the local McDonalds.
Wait..what is that is your mother callingyou
for dinner. Time to crawl out of your
bedroom in the cellar of your parents house.
And lest we forget, he tied for third.
And from the tone of your comment, along with most of your fellow Arlington Rednecks, I wouldn't expect you to understand MUCH of anything....
lets see....Tony just got a 65 million dollar contract. He is the QB of America's most popular team in the most popular sport. He is dating THE girl and gets the most beautiful girls. he plays in celebrity golf tournaments.
you on the other hand right trash for travel golf. Who is the dufus again? and if his arse is the smartest part, your must have come out of the hole and left somewhere (trying to be funny just like you).
I will pray for you. Lord knows you need guidance.
You owe the professional journalists at the Dallas Morning News a huge debt for linking your obscure blog - perhaps you can soon gain a faithful readership well over 300 with further inflamatory comments that have nothing to do with golf. Hell, even I took a look at a few of your past entries - have you done any work with Byron Allen? You are good...........
Maybe you sound better than you write - I could totally see you hosting some 11:00PM - 1:00AM sports radio talk show in Michigan, maybe Iowa. Either way, this will probably be the last time 99% of us will ever see your work, but if you were looking for attention, mission accomplished!
Now if only you could write something actually entertaining, witty and not smacking of a bad Midwestern college sports journalism......
Tony has only officialy started
ONE Season as a NFL starting
quaterback. The year before he came in midway. It's amazing how and abosoute nobody will go out of his way to critisize and put down antoher human being that he doesn't even know. All it shows is the type of person that he is. Especially putting down a good human being who has done nothing to earn this bashing. But I figure Romo wouldn't give this idiot a second thought so we shouldn't either. And bandwagon fans-dude your a complete A S S. An
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