These are tough times for the elitist liberals who pat themselves on the back for every bottle water they throw into their recycling bins while driving the overscheduled kids they force to wear those hideous Crocs to every activity within a 500-mile radius. People like Huffington Post blogger Diane Tucker (she of the University of Michigan e-mail address - big shocker there, a zany crazy with Ann Arbor ties!) just don’t know what to do anymore … what with Barack Obama managing to blow almost every bit of that big lead he once held over John McCain in the polls once everyone realized just saying change over and over again isn’t exactly Abraham Lincoln brilliance.

It’s desperation city. I know this because The Huffington Post and Diane Tucker have resorted to featuring WorldGolf.com’s voice of treason William K. Wolfrum.

Yes, there’s Special K. getting a full page interview on The Huffington Post. It’s titled “America Cannot Afford Another American President.” This is Wolfrum’s attempt at a clever quote. Give Diane Tucker credit for not going with one of the Star Wars references that makes Wolfie look like the completely clueless nerd he apparently is at least.

Wolfrum - who hasn’t actually lived in America for years, having fled to Brazil when he realized you actually have to work to make a living over here - unleashes brilliant nuggets of wisdom like this one in the interview: “Americans have become increasingly incompetent as leaders, extending to the apex of incompetence – George W. Bush. While perhaps a Barack Obama or a John McCain presidency would give the appearance of improvement, in the end I’m afraid their innate Americanism might lead them to make foolish decisions.”

So funny. Unless you actually love America.

To regular readers of Wolfrum’s posts on this network, this is all nothing new though. What is noteworthy is the picture The Huffington Posts uses showing K. in a Brazil green and yellow T-shirt at what appears to be a table tennis match or perhaps a sneer at an American flag rally in his beloved land. The obviously bloated Wolfrum in this photo (is that Marlon Brando’s face?) bears little resemblance to the completely out of date mug shot K. uses with his WorldGolf.com blog.

Suddenly, K.’s career as golf blogging sex symbol is over.

You also may be wondering why you haven’t read much of Wolfrum on golf here in the last few months. It turns out he believes he’s gotten a calling from God (oh wait, that’s right you’re not supposed to ever mention that bad influence!) to concentrate on spewing more left-wing propaganda in the months leading up to the election. So K.’s focusing on the the important things.

Like breathlessly debating that cartoon clone movie that George Lucas unleashed on humanity.

Nice work Huffington Post. You’ve found someone who is even more snarky than James Carville.

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