Who's the Sexiest Man Alive? (Hint: Don't believe People magazine)
I’ve had a busy and frustrating last few days. I’ve been up in New York arguing with the decision-makers at People magazine, attempting to right a terrible wrong.
You see, the People have spoken, and they’ve declared that the sexiest man alive is… George Clooney. Oh, the injustice. Everyone knows the sexiest man alive isn’t that gray-haired uber-bachelor Syriana star. No sir, the Sexiest Man Alive is golf?s own Retief Goosen.
Thick, wavy locks. Baby blue puppy-dog eyes. That gentle, lopsided smile… Is it getting hot in here?
Strangely, my husband isn?t at all bothered by my little crush on The Goose, but fellow-blogger Chris Baldwin is. So threatened is Baldwin that he predictably launched into a tirade on Goosen?s oh-so-poor final-round 73 at the HSBC Championship last weekend, going so far as to question the tenacity of his fans. “It even makes me a little sad,” says Baldwin.
There’s no need to break out the Prozac just yet, Chris. A fair-weather Goosen fan I am not.
I?ve said it before, and I?ll say it again, whether Goosen wins the US Open or goes +11 on the final day (which, sadly, he did last year), he?ll always be at the top of my leaderboard.
Sorry, George. You got nothin? on The Goose.
(Photo by Patrick Micheletti)
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The answer to your question is: I am.
At least, I bring the baby-blue eyes.
alive. Goose doesn't even come close,
and last I checked, Ron Mon was an even
I'm sensitive and caring, love dogs and can usually find steady work. I've read entire books before and am possessed of a Greek-like physical beauty.
1) He's extremely handsome.
2) Was once a commercial fisherman in Alaska (ooooohhh, sexy)
3) Great hair. Hair that Baldwin and McDonald don't have between the two of them.
4) Loves his dogs and is caring but can kill a man with his bare hands if he felt like it.
Seriously, the dude is smokin'.
William K. Wolfrum: Maybe. The hair thing is a plus.
Smails and Booger: Not enough information. We're going to need some photos to make an informed decision on the matter. But Shanks has a point. You might want to drop the "Booger" moniker to warrant serious consideration in this contest.
(I ask the same question of my friend who listens to Rush Slimebaugh.)
And good to have you back Jennifer! Where have you been? I can't (and don't) read anything else on this site. I hope to see more from you.
Michelle Wie does not fit into that category. And I'm guessing neither does Bill.
So Candace, who gets your vote?
Adam Scott has the sexiest golfer tag
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