Hillary Clinton no fun on the golf course, say golf.com readers
Yeah, I know I said let’s take a break from politics, but this one is just too easy.
Golf.com is currently running a poll on its front page: Which of the presidential candidates would be the least fun on the golf course?
Guess who’s leading.
Yeah, with 57.3% of the vote, this is one election Hillary has in the bag. Behind her is Ron Paul, with 10.7%. Apparently folks think Barack Obama would be the most fun, as he’s trailing with merely 5.4% of the vote. Mitt Romney clocks in with 9.3% of the vote, and he’s not even a candidate anymore!
So guys, aside from Hillary’s humorless, ball-buster attitude, and the simple fact that she doesn’t play golf, why don’t you think she’d be fun on the golf course? It’s not just because she’s a chick, is it? Hmm?
Because I just want to point out that politics aside, chicks can be just as much fun on the golf course as you fellows are. Yeah, you guys bet money on every match, drink heavily, tell off-color jokes, and pee in the woods, but us ladies flirt outrageously, compliment your swing, and look really good in our capris.
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"...who?re you gonna choose?" Ahem...not to be anal or anything, but, I wouldn't use that contraction anymore, in that font anyway - just doesn't look good in print; know what I mean?