A few years ago I penned a column opining on the primary difference between male and female golfers. In my view, it’s pretty simple: men cheat more. In light of recent events concerning one J.P. Hayes, I take it all back. If you’ve been living under the proverbial rock, Hayes is a golf pro who’s been trying to earn his Tour card for next year. At Q-school last week, he was doing just fine until he realized, after finishing a par 3, that he had played a ball other than the type he’d started his round with. Being the upstanding golf citizen that ... full post »

(This one’s for you, UK Wendy) So… my golf club is revamping their locker rooms, and the ladies were asked: what would you like in your locker rooms? Being busy and frankly, a little lazy (hence the frequency of my latest posts), I got as far as “spray-on sunscreen and a full-time massage therapist.” But the more I think about it, the more it occurs to me, I should really take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity. I mean, how often do you get asked: if you could have anything you wanted, anything at all, what would it be? So I ... full post »