Elin’s Top 5:

5) Kultida Woods’ cookbook (no more food-poisoning)
4) Her own small island nation (from Tiger, purchased with spare change)
3) Tiger’s little black book (to burn)
2) An invisible fence and a collar around Steve Williams’ neck (no more angry calls from the neighbors!)
1) A VERY generous pre-nup

Tiger’s Top 5:

5) A pair of Jesper Parnevik’s lime green pants (swiped by Elin during her nannying days)
4) Official pardon from the USGA for his abysmal Ryder Cup record
3) Audio-taped loop of Butch Harmon blubbering when Tiger left him
2) A Vijay Singh voodoo doll and a basket of pins
1) Elin’s twin sister Josefin, gift-wrapped (the man will NEVER get off that boat now—would you?)

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