So, what do you do if you lose your balls before the round is over?

Borrow some? But come on. Playing with someone else’s balls?

Maybe you just keep walking along as if you were still playing. I mean, you can still swing, just not shoot, right? The short grass is still lovely, as is the occasional tromp through the rough.

And on the bright side, without balls, your score can’t get any higher.

Did I happen to mention that I got a vasectomy last week?

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