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23 comments

Comment from: The Golfaholic [Visitor] Email
Are you sure you weren't looking at Natalie Gulbis’s legs? I know I would have.
08/28/08 @ 19:37
Comment from: PUTT3R CW [Visitor]
Yes, I really enjoyed being forced to learn English.
08/28/08 @ 19:40
Comment from: Brandon Tucker [Member] Email
F-ing Brilliant!!!
08/28/08 @ 20:34
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member] Email
Sushi? They're Korean...try Kim-Chi. For Bivens, how about a big girl's phrase..."What do you think?"
08/28/08 @ 20:40
Comment from: Paul C [Visitor] Email
Well, do you think Paula at least likes me? Cuz golly, I sure like her. Maybe I can talk to her at the hop tonight!
08/28/08 @ 20:43
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Member] Email
Yes, Ron, I know. That's why the "not" option is there, along with the "do like," as there is a ton of sushi in Korea--in fact some of the best I've ever eaten--it's just not called that. But since Americans (a) generally don't know the difference between Asian cuisines, and (b) don't know the Korean word for raw fish...sigh, it's just not worth walking you through it...
08/28/08 @ 22:01
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member] Email
oh but it is worth walking me through it...don't lose faith in the unwashed and ignorant masses.
08/28/08 @ 22:20
Comment from: Donald Ritter [Visitor]
"I don't even know why I bother - have you seen the value of the dollar lately!?"
08/29/08 @ 05:41
Comment from: Daryl Pantley [Visitor]
Here's one: "Ever read Ron Mon's blog? What an idiot!"
08/29/08 @ 05:42
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Member] Email
Donald--That's priceless!
Ron--Just shower, you'll be fine.
08/29/08 @ 09:53
Comment from: Tim McDonald [Member] Email
Hilarious
08/29/08 @ 10:12
Comment from: Stacy [Visitor] Email
Here's a useful phrase:

¸ñ¿åÅÁÀº ¾îµð¿¡ Àִ°¡?

(Where is the bathroom?)

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(Translated from Korean to English using Yahoo Babelfish.
08/29/08 @ 10:43
Comment from: Stacy [Visitor] Email
Sorry, the above didn't translate correctly but you can find it yourself here:

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt
08/29/08 @ 10:44
Comment from: BV [Visitor]
Here's one for ya:

"Whenever *I* can't sleep - I read Kiel Christianson's blogs...and I'm out like a light"

08/29/08 @ 12:53
Comment from: Shanks [Member] Email
Reminds me of the old Get Smart bit "No, not Craw. CRAW!"
08/29/08 @ 14:23
Comment from: Jim C [Visitor] Email
Where is the loo?

We are talking about requiring players to speak English not American, aren't we?
08/29/08 @ 15:30
Comment from: William K. Wolfrum [Visitor] Email
Stellar stuff, Kiel.
08/30/08 @ 22:51
Comment from: Tim McDonald [Member] Email
Do British males use the term "loo" or is it just the females?

Just curious...
08/31/08 @ 08:05
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor] Email
Tim,

I didn't know there was a perceptible difference between British males and females.
09/03/08 @ 13:27
Comment from: Oui Oui Oui [Visitor] Email
More phrases for the foreign players to learn:

- Don't touch me
- No, I am not going out with you
- Leave me alone
- No, you can not have my #s
- No, we don't eat dogs
- Sorry, I don't know XYZ in Korea
- My parents don't own a convenience store
09/04/08 @ 08:25
Comment from: BV [Visitor]
Judge, I'm rolling at that comment...it's SO TRUE! ;)

oui oui - Need to add one to your list:

"Yes, we eat dogs! The ones with the brown fur are the crispiest...wanna taste?"
09/04/08 @ 13:15
Comment from: Brandon Tucker [Member] Email
I'm convinced today's decision to reverse the ruling by the LPGA had something to do with Kiel's post.
09/05/08 @ 15:57
Comment from: Shiela Oatman [Visitor]
Kudos for the great piece of writing. I am glad I have taken the time to read this.
12/04/10 @ 19:29

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