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"The Twelve Days of Christmas: Golf Remix"

Thursday December 4, 2008 | 13:06:23 453 words, 14710 views
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On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the second day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the third day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
six Bloody Marys,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
eight cart girls flirtin’,
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin’,
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin’,
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
eleven hours of lessons,
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin’,
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
twelve ProV1s…
eleven hours of lessons,
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin’,
seven caddies jokin’,
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.


Comments:

Comment from: Ron Mon [Member] Email · http://www.buffalogolfer.com
Yee-Haw!
Permalink 12/04/08 @ 18:14
Comment from: Wendy (UK) [Visitor] Email
Hah! You'll get a mulligan, packet of tees and the smokes like everybody else and be duly grateful.

Bet you a Bloody Mary.
Permalink 12/05/08 @ 14:59
Comment from: Stacy [Visitor] Email · http://www.worldgolf.com/blogs/golf-for-beginners
Could you put in a good word for me to Santa?

I'm not greedy though. A single caddy, one shiny new Cleveland wedge and four Masters tickets will suffice!

Playing a round at Pebble Beach? Priceless!

Thanks Kiel...
Permalink 12/05/08 @ 17:10

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