As a kid, I remember receiving the worst possible Christmas present: underwear. Now that I’m an adult (in body, if not in mind), new underwear would be a welcome gift – especially if that underwear were Equmen.
Equmen’s new Precision Underwear ($59) are inspired by the high-performance fabrics worn by athletes, yet they’re designed for regular guys. The boxer briefs I tested during a late-season round of golf made me feel like I was wearing a superhero uniform: it felt like every muscle in my thighs and, um, haunches was flexed and ready to power through each shot. Somehow–and I’m not sure how–these briefs made me feel more stable and athletic.
Equmen also sent me a Precision Undershirt, which, like the underwear was size L. However, I wasn’t able to get the undershirt on past my shoulders. Too bad–I think it might have imbued me with some sort of anti-hook, super-long ball-striking powers.
So, if you’re looking for a last-minute Christmas gift, visit Equmen.com. Your grown-up golfer will be grateful.

A rare photo of the reclusive author in his new Equmen boxer briefs…Merry Christmas, ladies!
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2 comments
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§ Ron Mon®
said on : 12/23/09 @ 15:21
$59 for briefs, huh? Mine stay on for so little time that I couldn't justify that expense. -
§ Ann
said on : 02/18/10 @ 01:09
Thanks for information!



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