I’m normally pretty forgiving of broadcast golf announcers. They have to fill a lot of dead air, and then all of the sudden, something spectacular (or spectacularly bad) happens, and they have to think – and speak – really fast.
But today, I heard something that I just can’t let pass. After the litany of statistics had been read related to Tiger Woods’ two futile days at Quail Hollow, Nick Faldo, in either sincere or affected bewilderment, muttered, “Blame it on the moon.”
Really, Sir Faldo? The moon? You think it’s the MOON that’s responsible for the worst play of Tiger’s career? Like maybe his tides are off or something?
Yeah, that’s probably it. Move along people. Return to your homes. Nothing more to see (or say) here!
Either tell it like it is, Sir Faldo, or say nothing at all. Don’t blame heavenly bodies…. Oh, wait – maybe that’s what the former King of the Bad Quote was getting at.
Could he be that clever?
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§ John D said on : 05/03/10 @ 18:33
I don't care what they blame it on....It was great to be able to see OTHER pro golfers for a change!!!! Even though, we had to watch re-runs of Tigger' Friday performance on Saturday...Oh wait, I recorded those. I'll keep them forever and won't mid a bit to see Tigger miss a 6 footer, followed by missing the 3 foot comeback for DOUBLE BOGEY. Then Back 2 Back DOUBLE BOGGIES!!! A moment to be cherrished forever!
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§ Denise said on : 05/04/10 @ 15:48
I'm with you John! Love when Tiger is out of the mix as it opens up exposure for new players to step up their game. I hope this continues for a long time.
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§ Bruce Gardner
said on : 05/06/10 @ 00:27
Kiel I totally agree with your comments about Faldo. I'm pleased that Tiger is not playing well - it shows he has a conscience with remorse on his mind. Until such time as he makes peace with his family and his conscience his mind will not come right! Once its settled and he has no " demons" to resolve in his conscience he will have peace and return to be a great player. It was wonderful to see other players too! Very well done young Rory!
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